Being impressed by your own resume. TFM.

    1. WtF_

      Fuck you. How dare you say first, no one’s allowed to do that. I am extremely offended on a personal level by your comment. Random comment about drinking a poisonous substance.

      13 years ago at 9:24 pm
    2. NateHiggers

      We had GrammarNazi before for a long time. This guy “GrammerNazi” is just some wannabe GDI fuckhead.

      13 years ago at 10:30 am
    1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      Well if I didn’t fuck it up, that probably had some potential in its full form. Needless to say I am going to take a run to the store to buy some bleach.

      13 years ago at 10:47 am
  1. DirtySouthern

    How do you have a resume? I’ve never even had a job. I’m impressed by my own penis though. But that’s really all that impresses me.

    13 years ago at 6:19 am
    1. MrFrattasticTheFirst

      That is seriously the coolest fucking story of my life. Please tell it again! Will you? I might give you an award.

      13 years ago at 11:59 am