Egregious typos in her late night texts confirming that you're definitely in. TFM.

  1. Anal McFistington

    Egregiously putting date rape drugs in her drinks confirming that you’re definitely in.TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:54 am
    1. TwoBroThree

      Captain Ass Rash and Anal McFistington. Huh. There’s something you don’t see everyday.

      13 years ago at 12:02 pm
  2. futureleader14

    One of the words in your post does not belong. Nice sentence construction, hoss.

    13 years ago at 12:28 pm
  3. Plan B is Plan A

    “You can come over, but we’re not hooking up,” = We are definitely hooking up.

    13 years ago at 12:31 pm
    1. ImNateHlggers

      One time I got that text, and then I went over and she meant it. It was terrible. Luckily only happened that one time though.

      13 years ago at 1:38 pm
    2. Plan B is Plan A

      ^ It’s happened to everyone. My time when I got over there and went for the zipper mid-makeout she reminded me of her text and I just laughed and said “wait, you were serious?” and left.

      13 years ago at 1:48 pm