The look of horror the nurse gives you when you tell her how many alcoholic beverages you consume on a weekly basis. TFM.

    1. TheFratFace1868

      All of that information gets added to your health information file and when you apply for insurance they adjust rates based health. ALWAYS say you don’t smoke, wear your seatbelt and consume 1 – 3 alcoholic drinks per week.

      14 years ago at 6:04 pm
  1. Frattapalooza

    scaring others in the emergency room when you get up to walk outside to pee in the flowerbed… TDrunkTC

    14 years ago at 10:41 am
  2. Jimbofrat

    telling them a quarter of what you actually drink and still having the look of horror

    14 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. grassy_knoll

      ^ No way bro? That would mean you actually drank four times as much! That is so cool.

      14 years ago at 12:31 pm
    2. grassy_knoll

      Actually, that sarcastic comment does not qualify me to be gay. But it makes you look like a dumbass for that to be your only comeback. Does it bother you to be less intelligent than me?

      14 years ago at 2:23 pm
    3. Jimbofrat

      No, not really. I don’t have the patience to sit around and argue with you. I am certain that in all areas I am better than you and it’s much easier to simply state the fact that you sir, are a fucking fa.ggot.

      14 years ago at 2:55 pm
    4. grassy_knoll

      Again, your claim holds no ground. I frequently pee in the butts of females, so I fail to see how that makes me a f.aggot. Example of a f.aggot: Sandusky. Also, if you are better than me in all areas, then why did you concede defeat when I asked about you being less intelligent than me? Defeat=NF.

      14 years ago at 3:17 pm