The subconscious, one-handed blazer unbutton as you sit down. TFM.

    1. FrattKuchar

      He’s saying that he does it so often that he doesn’t even have to think about it anymore.

      12 years ago at 10:51 am
    1. Fuck Smart Cars

      Most fraternal organizations require formal attire for numerous occasions. It’s a Greek thing you wouldn’t understand.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      Look at this guy, missin’ the Sunday church memo. And the Saturday tailgate memo. And… oh wait, that’s my whole weekend. Oops.

      Seriously, if this TFM has never happened to you while sitting down to your Sunday afternoon post-church dinner spread, you have not lived.

      12 years ago at 1:24 pm
    3. Jon M Fratsman

      ^^^ I prefer to keep my blazer on when I munch on dickface, actually. For all other types of food, however, I usually remove it.

      12 years ago at 3:03 pm
    4. SigmaFratty

      ^you must be really fucking cool. Fuck off, try hard. That said, fire the intern.

      12 years ago at 12:01 pm
  1. kjevb

    The subconscious growth in ability to solve mazes in scientific experiments of memory in animals. TotalRatMove.

    12 years ago at 12:12 pm