Calling your congressman and asking him to pick you up a six pack. Thanks pops. TFM.

    1. Reagans disciple

      Yeah this pretty much means either you’re John Kerry’s son or you’re full of shit. Please tell me the latter.

      12 years ago at 9:07 am
  1. SigmaFratty

    So you’re telling us your dad is a Congressman? Cool story bro you should tell it again.

    12 years ago at 11:20 am
  2. FratDaddy24

    So I am guessing that the fact that his father is rich and successful isn’t enough for you try hards?

    12 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. TrickleDown

      I’d rather be a redneck Republican than a rich self-loathing Democrat, yeah. Fuck you frat daddy your name sucks and your comment sucks more.

      12 years ago at 5:37 pm
    2. FratDaddy24

      I’d rather be rich period! and if you don’t like my name, feel free to go make out with a female alligator

      12 years ago at 8:21 pm
    3. coke_and_cohibas

      FratDaddy, based not only on the overwhelming homosexuality of your name, but also your support of the left, it is my firm position that you should go fuck your own face.

      12 years ago at 5:29 pm
    4. rollinghills_bro

      hey ‘i’d rather be a redneck’ – i am sure that any successful and rich guy from EITHER party really gives a sh*t about your aspiring to move into trailer and get a 3rd grade education – just so you can be a ‘redneck republican’. the ‘rich self-loathing democrat’ couldn’t care two-f*cks about what a loser you are.

      12 years ago at 12:19 pm
    1. rollinghills_bro

      then he’d be as retarded as the person who posted this. yeah, i’d beleive there’s a congressman out there who’d be happy to get his under-21 son (who’s living at home no less), a six pack of beer so he can stupid drunk. it’s probably more a six-pack of soda but this poster is still a loser.

      12 years ago at 12:58 pm