Explaining to hotel staff that if they won't let you scuba dive drunk then they shouldn't advertise it as a vacation activity. TFM.

    1. NoFat Chicks

      I think they are posting their own TFM’s because the ones submitted by users blow Dorn’s dick. If user submitted TFM’s were better, they would not have to post them themselves.

      13 years ago at 11:03 am
  1. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Bacon, it’s a quarter till noon for me and Fail Friday is not up…I formally request that you go to the intern’s cubicle and PUNCH HIM SQUARE IN THE DICK for his laziness.

    13 years ago at 11:43 am
  2. Douglas MacArthur

    Explaining to the slam that you won’t go muff diving no matter how drunk you are.

    13 years ago at 12:43 pm