You know what Bacon, you fucked up on this one. It’s fine, we forgive you due to your fairly funny writing history and your incredibly erotic frat romance novels, but this one sucked. It really just sucked like Bree Olson sucks a dick. Nobody laughed at this and it wasn’t your nickname in college. Better luck next time.
He’s clearly not talking about himself. He’s talking about Stan Musial, one of the all-time greatest baseball players. Who, by the way, just died. You stupid fuck.
This post tastes like my uncle Grundle’s uncle’s grundle. Uncle Grundle is very old, and his uncle (my great uncle) is dead, so his grundle tastes like decomposing flesh and embalming fluid.
Stupid
12 years ago at 11:05 amCool, bro
12 years ago at 11:05 am‘casually’ being called the man. TFTC
12 years ago at 1:19 pmImproper quotation marks. RFM.
12 years ago at 3:42 pmThat’s pretty neat
12 years ago at 11:09 amTFratduskyM
12 years ago at 11:12 am^This
12 years ago at 11:20 am^^
12 years ago at 12:28 pmYou know what Bacon, you fucked up on this one. It’s fine, we forgive you due to your fairly funny writing history and your incredibly erotic frat romance novels, but this one sucked. It really just sucked like Bree Olson sucks a dick. Nobody laughed at this and it wasn’t your nickname in college. Better luck next time.
12 years ago at 11:13 amYou mad bro?
12 years ago at 11:21 amHe’s clearly not talking about himself. He’s talking about Stan Musial, one of the all-time greatest baseball players. Who, by the way, just died. You stupid fuck.
12 years ago at 11:26 am^
12 years ago at 11:50 am^^
12 years ago at 12:12 pm^^^
12 years ago at 12:31 pmBroveWade you are a fucking dickhead goddamn piece of fucking motherfucking shit.
12 years ago at 12:47 pmLace ’em up. Lap time.
12 years ago at 1:41 pmMOTHA FUCKIN RISE UP
12 years ago at 11:19 amoh
12 years ago at 11:24 amThis is almost always blatant sarcasm.
12 years ago at 11:24 amWHY CAN’T I LOG INTO MY COMPUTER FUCK THIS
12 years ago at 11:26 amtry logging out of your iphone and relogging onto the computer after.
12 years ago at 5:14 pmThis post tastes like my uncle Grundle’s uncle’s grundle. Uncle Grundle is very old, and his uncle (my great uncle) is dead, so his grundle tastes like decomposing flesh and embalming fluid.
12 years ago at 11:36 amI’m pretty sure Oprah should have been initiated by now, Bacon. This new ranking system is retarded.
12 years ago at 11:40 am