As you are well aware by now, I borrow a hefty portion of my material from old internet stories. I change a few things in the stories to make them relatable to the TFM audience/more up to date, and sometimes I add a personal twist to the endings. Some people *cough* TFM tech guy *cough* have a vendetta against me because I repost things found elsewhere and therefore dismiss the humor in the comments I post. I leave it up to you, TFM commenters, whether I shall continue to post stories (as I have plenty more material), or whether I shall fade into distant commenter memory. However, if you name happens to be Zero_FucksGiven, I don’t give a shit what you think.
Well, it looks as if you loose, tech guy. I guess they’d rather read my stories than 2 year old recycled TFMs. More stories and rants will be coming your way soon. In the meantime, to hold you over check out today’s story.
I couldn’t give a shit if they’re not his, and to be honest I’m glad they’re not original. They’re obviously not real, so get the cork out of your ass, tech guy. Fucking nerd.
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13 years ago at 4:07 pmI’m a little firsty
13 years ago at 4:08 pmI’m a little start doing wall sits right fucking now…y.
13 years ago at 5:08 pmMy bad, butt chugging till I develop cirrhosis.
13 years ago at 6:09 pmYou wouldn’t get cirrhosis from butt chugging, you idiot. That’s the point of butt chugging, to avoid alcohol processing by the liver.
13 years ago at 11:26 amI think that was the joke^
13 years ago at 2:51 pm^^ there is no point to buttchugging
13 years ago at 1:26 am
13 years ago at 4:09 pmGrandpa referring to whatever he wants to for whatever the reason. TFM
13 years ago at 4:10 pmThe frattiest form of sexism
13 years ago at 4:20 pmAs you are well aware by now, I borrow a hefty portion of my material from old internet stories. I change a few things in the stories to make them relatable to the TFM audience/more up to date, and sometimes I add a personal twist to the endings. Some people *cough* TFM tech guy *cough* have a vendetta against me because I repost things found elsewhere and therefore dismiss the humor in the comments I post. I leave it up to you, TFM commenters, whether I shall continue to post stories (as I have plenty more material), or whether I shall fade into distant commenter memory. However, if you name happens to be Zero_FucksGiven, I don’t give a shit what you think.
13 years ago at 5:53 pmOriginal or GTFO
13 years ago at 5:56 pmshut your whore mouth, frat misogynist gets me through the day sometimes, keep doing what your doing
13 years ago at 6:28 pmKeep on keepin’ on. I look forward to your comments more so than Fail Friday.
13 years ago at 6:31 pmYour comments make this website tolerable, fuck you tech guy.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmWell, it looks as if you loose, tech guy. I guess they’d rather read my stories than 2 year old recycled TFMs. More stories and rants will be coming your way soon. In the meantime, to hold you over check out today’s story.
13 years ago at 7:24 pm🙂
13 years ago at 7:55 pmI couldn’t give a shit if they’re not his, and to be honest I’m glad they’re not original. They’re obviously not real, so get the cork out of your ass, tech guy. Fucking nerd.
13 years ago at 9:04 pmKeep’em coming. Though it is disappointing your aren’t as sick a sonofabitch as i thought
13 years ago at 12:24 amPledges have to be good for something
13 years ago at 6:01 pmFrat.
13 years ago at 10:29 pmGrandpa referring to his testicles as “the boys”. TFM
13 years ago at 11:50 am^This
13 years ago at 1:17 pmGrandpa still having to work at 70 years old. TpoorM.
13 years ago at 2:38 pmCEOs never wanna quit.
13 years ago at 4:54 pm