Found out I was supposed to get fired for skipping out on a day at work. Still have the job because none of my bosses could agree on which one had to confront me. TFM.

  1. The Big LeFratski

    If I was your father, I wouldn’t confront you so I could avoid the temper tantrum too.

    14 years ago at 4:23 pm
  2. Fraternity Man

    They’ll just move your ass to the basement and gradually dwindle your pay like Milton.

    14 years ago at 10:06 pm
  3. FrattinWithClass

    Working for a company that lacks the integrity to fire a dumb fuck college kid that can’t seem to make it to work, NF.

    14 years ago at 7:25 am