MMA Fighter Literally Gets His Skull Caved The Fuck In
MMA fighter Evangelista ‘Cyborg’ Santos got his face caved in during last night’s Bellator event in London. No, really. His head resembles that of a dented empty aluminum beer can left on the floor of the fraternity basement. Check it out for yourself.
Unreal. You can pour a bowl of soup in that crater. I fundamentally can’t comprehend that our domes can be crushed in like that by another human being. A newborn baby taking a sledgehammer to the noggin’? Sure. But a grown man’s skull looking like a deflated basketball from another dude’s knee? How is that a thing?
Here’s the aforementioned knee.
Jesus, that’s savage. Not the actual knockout, but the celebration. What hurts Santos more today, his forehead or his pride? Getting caught and smashed like that is one thing, but getting a Pokéball thrown at you by some nerd that just KO’d you while you’re rolling around in agony has to be the lowest point of this poor bastard’s existence. I’m not sure you can come back from that. .
Image via Twitter
Eh. Nothing compared to the straight up savagery of Roman gladiators, motherfuckers would decapitate you and put your dome on a pike then throw it at the audience
10 years ago at 4:45 pmAlrighty then.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmPlease, tell us more.
10 years ago at 4:50 pmYou just up voted yourself to break even didn’t you?
10 years ago at 5:02 pmUpvoting your comments. TFM
10 years ago at 9:49 pmGuy should have used the 5 D’s of dodgeball.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmI hope you don’t
10 years ago at 5:34 pmThere are several writers on this site who I would love to do this to.
10 years ago at 4:45 pmOuch.
10 years ago at 4:50 pmNot you siblings, you’re on the select few who I can still tolerate.
10 years ago at 4:57 pmI’d like “I was tolerated” on my tombstone.
10 years ago at 7:42 pmHey, it’s still better than anything Wally can put on his tombstone.
10 years ago at 8:25 pmStarting to think Wally and intern shit fuck are just aliases created by the other TFM writers to be intentionally horrible in an effort to increase comments on articles. Sponsors love to see high number of comments, and TFM knows users are more likely to comment if they hate an article
10 years ago at 5:15 pmJust a theory. I’m struggling to see how anyone in a managerial position at Grandex could actually think either of them are good writers. There’s definitely some other reason they’re still around
10 years ago at 5:17 pmYou guys said the same thing about Steve and that guy brings nothing but hot sexy content.
10 years ago at 5:53 pmKarl we like you, dont do this
10 years ago at 5:55 pmFirst, I can understand and respect Karl’s drive to generate clicks, which lead to monetary gain. Second, he didn’t lie. Posts can be both “hot sexy content” (e.g. sexual escapades) and the quality of shit stains on white shirts (e.g. repost of last week’s reddit hot topic). Third, that’s why we like Karl – there’s more behind what he says and doesn’t say.
10 years ago at 6:23 pmBoosh forever though, dont get it twisted.
10 years ago at 6:40 pmThen why would they disable comments on intern syphilis’ last post
10 years ago at 9:10 pmWriters like wally make me appreciate dan all over again.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmWow, now THAT is cruel and unusual. Especially after he rubs it in with a Pokemon celebration.
10 years ago at 5:26 pmPrayers out to the dude, but that celebration was a definite TFM.
10 years ago at 5:55 pmThe guy’s name is cyborg? Better than Wally
10 years ago at 6:09 pmDamn, I’ll think twice about smashing beers against my forehead tonight.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmHe should change his name to Cyclops
10 years ago at 6:42 pmCame here expecting to see that Dan had accidentally sat on someone’s head. Have no trouble believing that could crush in someone’s skull.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmPokémon celebration was a total power move
10 years ago at 12:10 am