Dude At MMA Q&A Tells Fighter “You Might Remember Me From Twitter,” Challenges Him To Fight
Lots of WWE performers have made the transition into the world of mixed martial arts. Brock Lesnar…probably more (I don’t really follow either sport). It’s understandable. They’re fed up with people saying they can’t actually fight because WWE is staged, or that their only fans are white trash satiating a deep-seeded, repressed homosexuality by watching buff dudes in spandex choke each other from behind.
I get it, insecure WWE guys. I’ve also felt the need to drop the simulation and prove myself at the real thing before. One time, I straight up owned some kid in Dead or Alive on Xbox Live and he was all, “I could beat yore ass in the real wuhld, mate.” Still waiting on you to get your bitch ass out of Ireland and down to Austin, Texas so I can take you in a real fight, XxAssa55inBillyxX, you ginger bitch. Speaking of Dead or Alive, how realistic were the tit physics in that game?
Following in the footsteps of Lesnar and probably others, a WWE performer by the name of CM Punk is now stepping out of show biz and into the octagon. But like those before him, Mr. Punk is catching some flack from the naysayers. At a Q&A event on Friday, an inexplicably angry man had some heated words for the rising UFC fighter.
No idea what the tough guy’s last name is, but Dylan here has “serial killer” written all over him. Punk handles the situation admirably.
“You might remember me from Twitter blowing you up all the time asking you for a fight,” the audience member says.
“No. ‘You might remember me from Twitter,’ is the greatest Troy McClure ‘The Simpsons’ never used.” Punk says.
“Are you finished?”
“I’m not finished – I’m here all day – but guess who’s finished. You are. Bye bye.”
Noticeably angered, the dude in the hoodie then goes off on some rant about Mexican people before topping off the spiel by asking, “Are you scared to fight me ’cause you know I’d beat your face up like I beat your sister’s pussy cat up?”
I’m sorry. Did you just call a vagina a “pussy cat?”
Punk then says, “I’m on stage, bitch, get the fuck out,” which was kind of a non-sequitur. He should have accepted the challenge and destroyed the weird little man onstage. I’m sure Punk would have gotten in trouble with the organization, maybe lost a sponsorship or two, but it would have been worth it to squash a hater in front of everyone, including his hot ass wife, WWE’s A.J. Lee.
Hot damn..
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This guys is a real life SteveHolt
10 years ago at 2:45 pmThe chive disabling comments. NF
10 years ago at 2:46 pmSo incredibly disappointing when he didn’t follow up “oh you’re a mexican?” with a series of highly offensive mexican jokes
10 years ago at 2:57 pmHis wife looks like she could beat me up in a fight, and I’m oddly turned on by that.
10 years ago at 3:00 pmHe’s gonna get his ass kicked in ufc
10 years ago at 3:39 pmBrock Lesnar was a heavyweight champ
10 years ago at 4:50 pmLesnar was a D1 national wrestling champ. Punk was not, to my knowledge. I have no idea who he’s fighting, but he’s getting TKO’d 1st rd.
10 years ago at 6:32 pmDon’t know why this is getting lapped. Lesnar was huge and would use his size and wrestling ability to just ground and pound. CM Punk is literally the equivalent to some actor randomly picking up mma.
10 years ago at 7:22 pmNot quite the equivalent of “some actor”. It would be like a very athletic action star with excellent conditioning and the ability to take some shots joining the UFC.
10 years ago at 7:52 pmI would fck up tht MMA geed. TFM.
10 years ago at 4:19 pmFuck off, not again.
10 years ago at 8:53 pmI followed Punk during his WWE days and hes always been an outspoken, arrogant and in your face guy. Glad we still have people like that in this world
10 years ago at 5:34 pmNon-sequitur: an irrelevant, often humorous comment to a preceding topic or statement
Thanks Boosh, thats how you turn irrelevant content into an article worthy of my daily dump. Not them Hillary titties, Steve.
10 years ago at 6:19 pm“I’m on stage, bitch” wasn’t a non sequitur. It was a perfect response to the guy trying to be a smart ass and asking if he was even a fighter.
10 years ago at 7:24 pmCM Punk is the man. Doesn’t take shit and whether or not he’s successful in UFC at least he has the balls to do it.
10 years ago at 10:00 pm