Motherfucking Hoverboards Are About To Become A Reality
The future is here, and it’s terrifyingly awesome.
A California startup just built a fucking hoverboard, and I’m still baffled. Hendo, currently a crowdfunded hover engine technology company, has developed a real, functional hoverboard.
In the company’s eighteenth prototype, they have finally created a working hover technology. No, it’s not quite as impressive as Marty McFly’s hoverboard, but that’s a given.
And at least it’s actually real, unlike that HUVrTech piece of shit that tugged at all our heartstrings last spring.
To be honest, unless you’re watching from the right angle, the Hendo Hoverboard almost looks like it’s touching the floor. In reality, it actually glides one inch off the ground. Inches count, boys. Just another reminder.
The current prototype can support up to 300 pounds, so even the token fat pledge brother can glide around on one. However, the trouble is getting your hands on one: the first 10 production hoverboards are going for $10,000.
The technology is actually pretty interesting. Each board hosts four disc-like engines, which create a magnetic field that pushes against itself, generating lift.
The startup has created a special “skatepark” for the boards, since they need a special surface to generate the lift that ensures the hovering, gliding action. The company insists this will be a thing of the past some day, and future hoverboards will even be able to travel over water.
There have already been talks of using these technologies in warehouse operations, building foundations, and electromagnetic fluid separation. The Kickstarter page even hints at mass transportation, with hover planes, trains, and automobiles. This might be cooler than Bubba’s hovercart, depending on who you ask, I suppose.
While this hovercraft might seem a little underwhelming, remember that this is only the beginning. The iPhone is only seven years old. Give America a decade–we’ll have this shit up and running hovering..
[via Kickstarter]

11 years ago at 10:25 am#BallJohansen.Steve2014
11 years ago at 10:49 amReally confused why this is being down-voted. This one gif redeems this otherwise geed article.
11 years ago at 10:51 amObviously you don’t know shit. All this dude posts is the same gifs over and over again on every news article / column written.
11 years ago at 11:11 amOh I apologize for not keeping up with the characters on this website
10 years ago at 1:52 amWhy?
11 years ago at 11:15 amGet the fuck off this site
11 years ago at 11:38 amI was gonna write something, but those boobs are fucking memorizing.
11 years ago at 12:56 pmReally? What are they memorizing? Fucking moron
11 years ago at 1:37 pmI’m failing to see how what amounts to a glorified longboard can be frat. The geeds cruising around campus on their razor scooters and longboards would buy this. In the real world, people walk.
11 years ago at 10:29 amHe said give it a decade. Hopefully you won’t still be walking around campus in 10 years.
11 years ago at 10:47 amTry harder, Biff.
11 years ago at 10:52 amYou should make like a tree and get outta here.
11 years ago at 11:04 amThis isn’t the real world it’s the future
11 years ago at 11:12 amYou get me.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmAssuming somebody else will figure it out. TFM
11 years ago at 10:53 am“Yeah! Science bitch!”
11 years ago at 11:36 amBeing “frat” to me is about becoming a leader, having confidence, and being successful among many other things.
This man had the confidence to take his idea and make it into a reality. Due to his patents and the possibilities his technology could affect, this man could become one of the most successful business people in the world in 20 years.
The Hoverboard might not be very “frat” but I believe this man has characteristics we all support. Kudos to you, Mr. Anderson.
11 years ago at 11:40 amCould you possibly sound gayer? Unlatch your lips from his knob long enough to realize that you are a member of one of the “no-hazing” chapters that we all hate so much at national conventions.
11 years ago at 11:44 amCome on now, bud. You’ve been around long enough to know better. Houston Frockets has got it all right. Being in a fraternity is much more than being “frat”. Seems like you’re the type of guy who tries to embody TFM.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmFucking RFM’s all over the place here.
11 years ago at 12:39 pmWell he’s a coveted Fifth Year on this site. So that’s probably pretty accurate.
11 years ago at 12:57 pmYou fucking suck.
11 years ago at 3:02 pmExactly. Also, America leading the world in everything, and especially technology, is frat. DarrensDad can go lick a grundle.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmElectrical engineer here – this shit is incredible.
11 years ago at 11:44 amI don’t know how it’ll fare in the long run, but the fact that they got one to work in the first place is quite impressive.
So does that mean the Cubs will win the World Series next year
11 years ago at 11:51 amGreat, another thing for geeds to run me over with on campus.
11 years ago at 11:53 amThe kid clearly isn’t going places. Superman doesn’t need a hoverboard to fly.
11 years ago at 12:52 pm