Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests – we did.”
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
14 years ago at 3:35 amThanks I needed that.
14 years ago at 3:57 amDo you mind if we dance with yo dates?
14 years ago at 3:59 amMy advice to you; Start drinking heavily.
14 years ago at 4:15 amWas it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
14 years ago at 4:29 am“don’t worry about it i’m pre law”
14 years ago at 5:36 am“I thought you were pre med”
“Whats the difference”
They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal!
14 years ago at 7:10 amWho dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
14 years ago at 7:46 am“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests – we did.”
14 years ago at 2:23 pmFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
14 years ago at 5:17 pmYou’ll be outta here like shit though a goose!
14 years ago at 2:05 am