My Coworker Spent Two Hours On A MyBookie Blackjack Heater And Now #CasinoFriday Is Happening
9 years ago

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Last Friday afternoon, Producer Micah, of Grandex podcast infamy, sat down at a MyBookie blackjack table in the middle of Content Alley as the day began to wind down. The office would soon be absolutely electric, as that table turned out to be a verified heater and he stacked virtual chips to the goddamn ceiling. Micah could not lose.

Blackjacks, successful double downs, dealer busts — he won every way possible. He’d be dealt a 16 against the dealer’s 10 or Ace. It didn’t matter. He. Could. Not. Lose. You never walk away from a heater under any circumstance, so as all of us gathered around his desk and he creeped the dealer out by calling her “babygirl” in the chat box while winning hand after hand, we encouraged him to bet bigger and double down at every opportunity.

When all was said and done, Micah walked away $340 richer. Considering he was playing only $10 a hand, that’s a hell of a run.

The casino in MyBookie is actually a live feed of a real casino floor. There’s a very real dealer who calls you by your username and congratulates you on your wins. They use real cards, real shoes, and pay out in very real money.

#CasinoFriday is now happening. Starting today at 2:00 CDT, we’ll be broadcasting live from Content Alley at Grandex Headquarters as we take over the blackjack tables and look for that next heater. You can follow our table action live or join us at the tables. MyBookie.ag is offering you a ridiculous 110% deposit bonus for signing up. Use the promo code ACE110 and they will match 110% of your casino deposit, up to $300. That means if you deposit $100, they will flat out give you $110 on top of that. That’s a total of $210. I did that math in my head.

If sports gambling is more your speed, use the code SPORTS110 for a 110% sports book deposit bonus, up to $1,000. They will give you an extra eleven hundo to play around with if you put in $1,000. Free money.

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      2. Tuco_1855

        Face cards benefit the player more than the dealer in blackjack over time. In an 8 deck shoe, how do I know some offshore blackjack table didn’t rip a half dozen face cards out of there? Just because there’s a human dealer instead of a computer, is it supposed to be more believable?

        9 years ago at 2:08 pm
    3. Dickson

      I’m surprised you had comments enabled on this shit Dorno obviously we’re going to crucify your shit ideas

      9 years ago at 3:58 pm
  3. thevaginator

    It’s been a good run but this site just needs to be put out of its misery.

    9 years ago at 1:25 pm
  4. Mr Mountain Man

    If you needed any further proof that this site is going to shit, this is it.

    9 years ago at 1:37 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Because you all consistently fail to produce quality content and fail to post the content that viewers actually enjoy.

        9 years ago at 1:57 pm
      2. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        Bacon doesn’t like you because you refuse to cum swap with him after you finished blowing the mybookie marketing director.

        9 years ago at 1:59 pm
  7. billybudd

    Is this a joke? You already make us look at plenty of ads, don’t try and fucking loosely disguise another ad as an “article”. Tell the Jew owners of grandex to quit being money grubbing little cunts.

    9 years ago at 4:45 pm
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    9 years ago at 5:23 pm
  9. Fratty the Broman

    Casino Friday is a piss poor substitute for Fail Friday. Still waiting here

    9 years ago at 7:24 pm