Girlfriend asked "would you still love me if i weighed a lot?" I replied "I will always love you, even if you weighed 130." TFM.

    1. Brofalo and Company

      I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he quoted it because he knew what was to come.

      13 years ago at 9:59 am
    2. Brahcision maker

      hff is obviously the idiot here. and yes, the quotations were to mock what I thought was to come

      13 years ago at 2:28 pm
  1. BROnonia_Docet

    Forget that, i love curves. If i wanted to date someone with a body of a 10 year old boy, i’d just date the 10 year old boy.

    13 years ago at 9:56 am
    1. brocephus1865

      so you’d rather date a 130 pound 10 year old boy than a skinny slam? kinda gay

      13 years ago at 10:03 am
    2. BROnonia_Docet

      depends on how tall she is. i just don’t think you should put a numerical value on it. If you’re dating a girl that’s 5’10”, she could be 140 easily and still be skinny. If she’s 5’2″, 140 is another story.

      13 years ago at 10:33 am
    3. Future Value

      ^ Agreed. My girl is 5’8” around 135 and I swear to God everyone on this website would marry her.

      13 years ago at 10:39 am
    4. Future Value

      The point of my post wasn’t to brag on my gf. I’m sure that most studs on this site get good looking women? The point of my post is to show that 130 is a fairly subjective weight depending on height. My example is that my gf is skinny and weighs 135.

      13 years ago at 11:26 am
    5. CaptJackFrattow

      What do they taste like? I must have never gotten past the fallopian tubes…

      13 years ago at 12:58 pm
    6. americafuckyeah

      Future Value i still think 135 is pretty fat regardless. My girls 5’9, 110. and thats perfect.

      13 years ago at 4:51 pm
    7. Sir Proper

      What’s wrong with tall chicks? I prefer them over the dwarfs most guys like. Ever been to The Netherlands? Hot tall chicks everywhere you look.

      13 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. Founding Fratter

      Fuck I just realized someone already said that. I’m gay, you guys are cool.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    2. Jacque Minot

      your name is pounding vag and you’re calling girls nf? i’m thinking you’re trying too hard to be straight.

      13 years ago at 10:27 am
  2. NattyAllDay

    Fuck the TFM’s, the comment section is the money maker now. This shit has me rolling.

    13 years ago at 12:36 pm
    1. Lambda Chi Alan

      The only reason shitty TFM’s make the cut is so we can all have fun commenting on it. It’s a TFM Intern conspiracy.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
    1. Keep Being Fratty

      “You’re drunk.”
      “Well, yeah, otherwise I wouldn’t be talking to you.”
      Sterling Archer, FaF.

      13 years ago at 11:27 pm
    2. agger1235

      You could get me drunk enough to fuck you, but that would be impossible since I would be DEAD!

      13 years ago at 11:29 pm