"The appliances are broken, the furniture is trashed...and someone defiantly defecated in the hamper." -testimony from spring break landlord. TFM.

    1. Fratabama

      “Everyone was trying to pull the hamper and Steve’s ass away from each other but he was just so damn defiant. He got his runny-ass diarrhea all over my brooks brothers.”

      13 years ago at 1:07 pm
  1. Floridafrat

    He’s using quotation marks. It seems he forgot to add [sic] to the end to show the misspellings are that of the geed landlord.

    13 years ago at 11:30 am
  2. Fratmiral Nelson

    the (mis)spelling in this ruins it. The spring break landlord must be a retard….

    13 years ago at 3:40 pm
  3. Moose_

    I’m sure he did misspell it, but it still works if you think of it as him having shit in the hamper to spite the landlord. He probably meant “they most certainly shit there,” but he could have meant “they shit there just to be dicks.”

    13 years ago at 6:19 pm