Slam said she wanted breakfast in bed. I moved her sleeping bag to the kitchen. TFM. FrattasaurusRex14 years ago
the only breakfast in bed I serve is the plan b pill
14 years ago at 2:14 am^this
14 years ago at 11:30 amTry a plan b dispenser… It works great
14 years ago at 6:13 pmPut the plan b in a pez dispenser. Slams love candy
14 years ago at 3:47 pmYour slam sleeps in a sleeping bag on your bed?
14 years ago at 4:20 amLeaving her there until the roofies wear off. TPhiDeltM.
14 years ago at 7:02 amsleeping bags NF
14 years ago at 10:44 amOh it makes sense now, you’re a Yankee. Can’t afford a bed.
14 years ago at 10:45 am