Nearly $90,000 Missing From Theta Delta Chi At Penn State

After noticing the chapter bank account balance was alarmingly low due to a few unauthorized cash withdrawals of large sums of money, executive members of Penn State’s Theta Delta Chi fraternity contacted law enforcement. An investigation is under way.

Police say that $57,000 was suspiciously withdrawn from the account from August 2011 to December 2012 and another $30,000 via debit card.

Can you picture that one guy in every chapter who’s super shady? You know, the one with the debilitating drug problem that doesn’t come around very often, but when he does, he starts fights with guys in the house, gets asshole belligerent and creeps all the girls out. His parents probably come from a lot of money, but don’t share it with him because he’s a complete sleaze, and also because of his cocaine and prescription pill problem. And every time he’s around, when it’s time to pitch in some cash for something, whether it’s for food or kegs or strippers, he never has any on him. He’s also an aggressive hazer. So sketchy, this guy.

I’m no detective or anything, but yeah, I’d question that guy first.

[via Onward State]

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    1. KSUfratpack

      I tried to find this comment funny, but the lack of creativity kind of just made me mad. Maybe it’s just too early.

      13 years ago at 11:05 am
  1. Wheres the pledge

    They didn’t notice money was being withdrawn between August 2011 and December 2012… Bullshit… Sounds like a subscription service they weren’t too proud of and want to get reimbursed for. Or a sweet embezzlement case.

    13 years ago at 10:42 am
    1. The Prodigal

      Somebody probably saw it, said oh fuck and let it slide so they didn’t have to be the person to tell others.

      13 years ago at 2:07 pm
    2. WhoDatFrat80

      Seriously. That’s a FAF budget when the bank account is 90 grand less than it should be and no one notices for that long.

      13 years ago at 6:28 pm
  2. neworleansfrat

    My money is on the treasurer having a serious gambling/porn subscription addiction.

    13 years ago at 10:44 am
    1. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      He’s not even addicted to the porn itself, he just wants to subscribe to as many websites as possible.

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
  3. ModernSpartan

    The past 3 treasurers have some explaining to do.

    E-Board meetings: “We’re good”, “We’re good”, “We’re good”, “…We’re broke”

    13 years ago at 10:56 am