New Jersey Bars Selling Rubbing Alcohol As Liquor

Everyone knows that the cheap rail liquor at bars is essentially just rubbing alcohol. Now, thanks to a yearlong investigation in New Jersey, there’s evidence to show that even top shelf liquor is just rubbing alcohol—literally.

Twenty-nine bars and restaurants in New Jersey, including 13 TGI Fridays, have been accused of either putting cheaper liquor in top-shelf bottles, or in some cases, filling bottles with rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring. At least one bar filled half-empty liquor bottles with dirty water. This, of course, watered down the liquor and led it to be highly unsanitary.

The investigation, dubbed “Operation Swill” by the creative geniuses at the New Jersey Attorney General’s Office, led to the collection of 1,000 open bottles of various liquors. These bottles, as well as samples taken by investigators who ordered drinks at the bar, were tested to determine their content.

The state began Operation Swill after receiving an unusually high number of complains about mislabeled drinks. Still, you know someone kept drinking their caramel colored rubbing alcohol that they thought was scotch just because they didn’t want to look like a bitch.

Undercover inspectors, who got paid to go to bars, sampled brands such as Grey Goose, Ketel One, Johnny Walker Black, Dewar’s, and Jose Cuervo Silver and Gold. The inspectors found that of the samples collected, 20% were not the brand the bars claimed them to be.

Are these bar owners stupid? That move may have worked in high school when you wanted to be cool so you filled an empty Maker’s bottle with Colonel’s Pride, but not now. Seriously, you’re supposed to be professionals.

While several TGI Fridays, an Applebee’s, and a Ruby Tuesday restaurant were all busted, no Chili’s restaurants have been indicted as of this morning.

[via The Daily Mail]

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  1. The Prodigy TFM

    This just adds to my opinion of New Jersey as the worst state in America. By the way, nice work Chilli’s Guy it’s good to know you’re keeping it classy.

    12 years ago at 2:52 pm
    1. snobro

      Eh. I’d put Illinois up there as well. It’s the red headed step child of the Midwest. High taxes, highest oil prices and open political corruption led by unions. Oh yeah almost forgot, they were the first state to allow Obama any power.

      12 years ago at 3:14 pm
  2. KrispySwag

    I once swapped liquors in New Jersey and served it to a girl, but then I drank it too, got drunk, Impregnated her, got a vasectomy, transferred schools and acted like I dropped out, then she called me about the baby, I got a sterility test, laughed in her face, she dropped out after being burdened with the stress of raising a child by herself while simultaneously searching for the father, became a religious freak who believes she’s carrying the next messiah, years later, I got a DNA test to prove its my baby, told my kid she refused to let me meet them, took her to court, proved that I’m more financially stable and able to provide better care for the child, ripped her only kid away from her and moved on. It’s a TFM.

    12 years ago at 3:02 pm
  3. snobro

    This stuff goes on all the time, especially in college bars. It’s not just New Jersey. This isn’t always the managers fault either, it’s shiesty bartenders that give out free drinks or pocket extra money and then fill the top shelf bottles with Aristashit. The rubbing alcohol part of this story is kind of crazy though.

    12 years ago at 3:07 pm
  4. Wheres the pledge

    I wouldn’t put it past many other high traffic bars in other states… They just haven’t gotten caught yet.

    12 years ago at 3:49 pm