My grandpa was the first ever man to exchange beads for tits. It was 1939 and he was drunk as hell. He always used to tell me that story when I was a kid.
Jealousy is the worst policy TKEpledge. Don’t be mad because I’m the frattest man on this great website. You know what they always say, “the pumpkin doesn’t fall from the tree if the early bird gets there first.” And so I leave you TKEpledge with a quote from Abe Lincoln, the inventor of electricity: “I don’t always hate people, but when I fucking hate TKEpledge. Let’s rage while I cut down this cherry tree.”
MARDI GRAS!?1? your special
14 years ago at 9:24 pmYOU’RE special.
14 years ago at 9:35 pmur*
14 years ago at 9:37 pmlolwut?
14 years ago at 9:54 pmOne pair of beads? Just two beads? Really?
14 years ago at 9:56 pmHe could be implying a slight size deficiency in his testicles.
14 years ago at 10:14 pmThat guy is a Saint.
14 years ago at 10:00 pmWas something done here?
14 years ago at 12:44 am^you should know
14 years ago at 3:03 amNo, we don’t. Enlighten us please.
14 years ago at 10:14 amDidn’t know whether it was intentional or not.
14 years ago at 12:35 pmIntentionally did something above
14 years ago at 12:31 pm¿New Mexico? ¿Que?
14 years ago at 10:15 pmMexican NF. Mexico FaF. (usually)
14 years ago at 10:37 pmMe.xicans. America’s greatest pledge class. TFM
14 years ago at 11:56 pmCartel. NF
14 years ago at 10:27 pmYou’re welcome.
14 years ago at 10:18 pm^This guy
14 years ago at 11:09 pm^ Wait… Which guy?
14 years ago at 11:31 pm^that guy!
14 years ago at 11:39 pmNo, this guy v
14 years ago at 12:00 amWhat the fuck did I do?
14 years ago at 12:16 am^yep you’re the guy
14 years ago at 12:59 amWow, Nate, I never thought I’d ever get the chance to meet you… thank you for all you’ve done.
14 years ago at 1:29 amMy grandpa was the first ever man to exchange beads for tits. It was 1939 and he was drunk as hell. He always used to tell me that story when I was a kid.
14 years ago at 2:13 amThats a mighty cool story brah. Tell me it again while you run laps fucking geed. Haze yourself.
14 years ago at 2:15 amTKEpledge, I have no respect for you. I think you know why.
14 years ago at 2:20 amJealousy is the worst policy TKEpledge. Don’t be mad because I’m the frattest man on this great website. You know what they always say, “the pumpkin doesn’t fall from the tree if the early bird gets there first.” And so I leave you TKEpledge with a quote from Abe Lincoln, the inventor of electricity: “I don’t always hate people, but when I fucking hate TKEpledge. Let’s rage while I cut down this cherry tree.”
14 years ago at 2:29 am^that was awful, a bit too much effort for not a lot of results. Try it again.
14 years ago at 6:43 amTKEpledge should probably just go swan dive on a knife
14 years ago at 8:15 amBitter because you are in DSP ^^
14 years ago at 11:22 am