Newbie 999s are FaF
SOUTH CAROLINA—Despite president John F. Kennedy’s unfortunate political views, his lifestyle is deserving of the highest degree of respect. Inspired by JFK’s love for sailing, Boston-based New Balance created the New Balance 999 “The Kennedy”.
The new shoe contains an attractive selection of multi-colored suede and a nautical flag tongue. While a bit louder than the traditional 993s, The Kennedy will make an excellent addition to any high-class wardrobe.
The New Balance 999s will be available for purchase this March 2011, just in time for sailing season (unless your Dad can get them sooner).
Don’t let these shoes drive you off a bridge…
14 years ago at 9:23 pmKennedy’s = NF
hahah hilarious^
14 years ago at 11:03 pmhahaha. 999 chappaquiddicks
14 years ago at 9:26 amThose look fucking hideous.
14 years ago at 9:47 pmThey kind of look like Reebok classic in the front, 993’s at the back and retro nikes in the middle.
14 years ago at 10:29 pmThese shoes can be FaF with the right frattire.
14 years ago at 11:03 pmThey look like shoes a 5 year old would wear
14 years ago at 11:10 pmIf that 5 year old was wearing Sketchers Shape-Ups.
14 years ago at 12:31 amThese shoes tarnish the Kennedy name
14 years ago at 11:19 pmThis shoes haven’t done jack…now Teddy on the other hand…he tarnished the Kennedy name. I don’t care how drunk you are you don’t leave your slampiece trapped underwater in an upside down car…
14 years ago at 8:56 amFract: frat daddys only wear sneakers to hit the church of iron or lax (which turf dawgs are the obvious choice for)
so otherwise, if they aren’t wallabees or gold cup sperrys… they don’t touch these mother fucking feet
14 years ago at 11:53 pmthe church of iron? ha, this guy
14 years ago at 11:10 amWallabees = NF
14 years ago at 12:18 pmWallabees = FaF
14 years ago at 5:07 pmwallabees NF?… somebody haze this fool
14 years ago at 9:00 pmLacrosse = NF. Their “bro” lifestyle is just to GDI-ish. A few of them go to my school and they wear lax pinnies, white oakleys, and boardshorts to class.
14 years ago at 10:56 amLacrosse is FaF, the douchers from the west coast ruined its appearance
14 years ago at 2:51 pmI think I saw Lil Wayne wearing those once
14 years ago at 4:06 amJFK was FAF.
14 years ago at 5:27 amJFK was a great president. These shoes are fucking insult to Fraternity men.
14 years ago at 8:03 am