Newbie 999s are FaF

SOUTH CAROLINA—Despite president John F. Kennedy’s unfortunate political views, his lifestyle is deserving of the highest degree of respect. Inspired by JFK’s love for sailing, Boston-based New Balance created the New Balance 999 “The Kennedy”.

The new shoe contains an attractive selection of multi-colored suede and a nautical flag tongue. While a bit louder than the traditional 993s, The Kennedy will make an excellent addition to any high-class wardrobe.

The New Balance 999s will be available for purchase this March 2011, just in time for sailing season (unless your Dad can get them sooner).

  1. Charles Winston Frattington III

    The only thing that could make these even less fratty is if there was a matching graphic tee, which I’m sure some gdi will make.

    13 years ago at 6:54 pm
  2. O-Wise-Frat-One

    To the gentlemen who claim Kennedy was a liberal…
    The Kennedy family, like other very large and powerful families, play both sides of politics.

    I will admit that I am biased because I am liberal… when it comes to the interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. 🙂

    13 years ago at 7:49 pm
    1. Frat Water

      Well, some would argue that the 2nd Amendment implies citizens only need the right to bear arms in the event a militia is needed. I’m guessing O-Wise-Frat one is taking a more liberal view of the 2nd Amendment and interpreting it as, citizens should have a right to bear arms at any time, regardless of reason. That being said, the smiley face is gay as fuck

      13 years ago at 9:56 am
    2. PFG BROregard

      Actually, convservatives do have a liberal interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. Just saying.

      13 years ago at 1:16 pm
    3. No Fat Chicks

      I just killed a man. 😉 <– just to show how gay a smiley face can make any post appear

      13 years ago at 9:35 pm