Deputy Shows Up Shitfaced To Mothers Against Drunk Driving Award Ceremony
This is called going “full Florida.”
eputy Michael Szeliga of Pinellas County, Florida, who has personally arrested over 100 degenerates for DUI in four short years, was being awarded for his efforts by Mothers Against Drunk Driving, yet arrived to the ceremony in a state of mind that was described as “ready to party.”
At one point, apparently ol’ Mike was spotted drunkenly wandering the hallways of the hotel at which the ceremony was taking place in just his boxers…
From WFTV:
Szeliga, who allegedly packed a bottle of liquor for the 2-day training event in Fort Lauderdale, was described as “staggeringly drunk” by a witness at the Friday night banquet where he was slated to receive the MADD award.
A 274-page report on the deputy’s behavior indicates he and two other officers went to the hotel pool, where they drank alcohol instead of attending DUI training. Szeliga drank and played cornhole until he saw his fellow deputies leaving training. Then he returned to his room to get ready for the awards ceremony.
According to the report, he was so intoxicated the police chief from Gulfport, Florida, suggested Szeliga not go to the event. The deputy then made “disrespectful comments” toward the police chief, who reported the behavior to Szeliga’s boss.
Another officer reported seeing the deputy wearing “nothing but boxer shorts” in the hallway of the hotel, according to WFLA.
In summary, Szeliga drank and played cornhole at the hotel pool instead of attending his mandatory training, told off a superior when the guy suggested he maybe sit the reception out, showed up absolutely blitzed at perhaps the least acceptable time, and later stumbled through the halls of the hotel in his underpants.
What a fantastic day..
[via WFTV]
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My names Michael, and I like to party!
10 years ago at 1:54 pmLet’s not
10 years ago at 2:15 pmbut did he drive, ok then give the Damn man his award and help him find his room! maybe some pants.
10 years ago at 7:31 amAnd I thought I was having a bad day…
10 years ago at 1:57 pmYour behavior warranting a 274 page report. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmTTomBradyM
10 years ago at 10:31 pmTFTC
10 years ago at 2:06 pmSteve Holt is the human version of Florida
10 years ago at 2:10 pmFuck that. We have weirdos not losers.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmI’d say Polk County is a nice little mix of both.
10 years ago at 2:37 pmFrabst said it best with, “SteveHolt is the human version of zipping your dick in your pants.”
10 years ago at 3:29 pmAn still a better driver than all the concerned mothers assembled. Fuck MADD and fuck our drinking age of 21. Change back.
10 years ago at 2:19 pmYeah it is a broken policy that gives municipalities with large colleges huge amounts of revenue. Gotta fund the war machine somehow.
10 years ago at 5:32 pm” Szeliga drank and played cornhole until he saw his fellow deputies leaving training. Then he returned to his room to get ready for the awards ceremony.” FAF
10 years ago at 2:25 pmFuck the Police
10 years ago at 2:46 pmAs long as he didnt drive I dont see the problem.
10 years ago at 3:21 pmThe story here doesn’t mention this but all he got for this was a 1 day paid suspension. And he STILL got promoted to detective after that. lucky bastard.
10 years ago at 3:28 pm