NF Confessions: I Ride A Longboard To Class

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This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.

Last week, we asked you guys to hit the NF confessional. Your anonymous responses are below.

  1. I own a dog that weighs less than most cats. #NFconfessions
  2. I lost my virginity when I was 14. I’m still with that same girl eight years later. She’s the only girl who has ever made skin-to-skin contact with my dick. #NFconfessions
  3. I minored in French. #NFconfessions
  4. I’m an atheist. #NFconfessions
  5. I went vegan for a year. #NFconfessions
  6. I adore cooking. #NFconfessions
  7. Also, I say “adore” sometimes. #NFconfessions
  8. I look up pictures of cute puppies whenever I miss my dogs. #NFconfessions
  9. I’m in a serious, long-distance relationship. #NFconfessions
  10. I think sipping on straight whiskey tastes horrible. #NFconfessions
  11. I voted for Obama and I don’t regret it. #NFconfessions
  12. I’m a registered Democrat. #NFconfessions
  13. I’ve only ever had a devil’s threesome. #NFconfessions
  14. I own a longboard and use it to get to class regularly. #NFconfessions
  15. I’m going to a campus play on Friday night. #NFconfessions
  16. I was turned off by a girl who wanted to suck my dick the first night we met. #NFconfessions
  17. I don’t smoke or dip, and find both to be disgusting habits. #NFconfessions
  18. I can ride a unicycle. #NFconfessions
  19. I love Gossip Girl. XOXO. #NFconfessions
  20. I gave a girl a promise ring. #NFconfessions
  21. I wish I waited for marriage to have sex for the first time. #NFconfessions
  22. I prefer relationships to one-night-stands. #NFconfessions
  23. I enjoy eating grass fed organic beef from Whole Foods. #NFconfessions
  24. I buy and drink Mangoritas more frequently than most women. #NFconfessions
  25. I never advanced past JV in high school sports. #NFconfessions
  26. I pre-ordered Halo 5. #NFconfessions
  27. I wore Nike mid-calves with Sperrys for the first month of college. #NFconfessions
  28. I bike to class and wear a bike helmet. #NFconfessions
  29. I think Trump is a dumb ass and we will be doomed if he actually gets elected. #NFconfessions
  30. I don’t like the taste of beer. I drink it only to get drunk. #NFconfessions
  31. I don’t see the point in drinking. #NFconfessions
  32. I own some joggers. #NFconfessions
  33. I still don’t know many rules about beer pong. #NFconfessions
  34. I have two moms. #NFconfessions

To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous.

  1. GirthBrooks

    I remember when we had a “NF Confessions” thread on the forums. Good days…

    9 years ago at 11:41 am
      1. StarShieldandLamp

        Indeed he did. He confessed he strictly only ordered vodka soda’s at the bars.

        9 years ago at 1:24 pm
  2. Strong F. Kennedy

    Voting for Obama is one thing but not regretting it? Have you seen what’s happened to our country the last 8 years?

    9 years ago at 11:45 am
      1. fortheGipper

        Rising health care costs, increased wage gap, record number of Americans not in the workforce, and hitting a hospital with drone strikes to start.

        9 years ago at 11:58 am
      2. meatwagon34

        unemployment rate is lowest it’s been since the recession began. I don’t completely agree with Obama care but millions of people were able to get insurance coverage for the first time

        9 years ago at 12:01 pm
      3. VandyConservative

        Anyone with a basic concept of economics knows employment rates are cyclical and that we suck at actually measuring who is out of the workforce. Health insurance and health care are also not the same thing. Having insurance that costs too much with a poor healthcare system deters actual usage of said health insurance. Your argument is invalid, have a shitty day.

        9 years ago at 12:05 pm
      4. Lambda Chi nationals can suck this dick

        Could it not be argued that the lack of those in the workforce has less to do with Obama and more to do with an aging population and an increase in Student population.

        9 years ago at 1:08 pm
      5. Frabst

        This is also the lowest workforce participation rate we’ve had since Carter. So fuck you for not understanding basic economics.

        9 years ago at 12:14 pm
      6. JakeSC95

        And millions of other couldn’t get insurance because they couldn’t afford Medicaid so they got fined for it.

        9 years ago at 12:24 pm
      7. House of Tards

        Insurance works better when everyone has it. It’s a matter of national economic stability. None of us should complain about it because we can afford to pay for our insurance, and will theoretically have lower premiums on average because we’re smarter.

        9 years ago at 11:04 am
    1. spermianbasin

      It’s not about what Obama has done, it’s about what he hasn’t done. Social security will be our generations’ biggest issue (especially with rising debt accumulation)

      9 years ago at 2:26 pm
      1. MysteryBox

        I don’t think anyone’s gonna change their political beliefs from a TFM comments section.

        9 years ago at 3:02 am
  3. DirtyMike312

    You should blackball all these pussies. “Haha we just wanted you to expose yourselves so we could remove you from TFM.”

    9 years ago at 11:51 am
  4. taint_goblin

    Voting for Obama is alright. It just means you have a complete lack of insight into politics.

    9 years ago at 12:28 pm
    1. Frock_Lesnar

      I generally don’t care what others’ religious beliefs are (or lake thereof) but it’s stupid smug shit like your comment that makes my blood boil.

      9 years ago at 1:08 pm
      1. Lambda Chi nationals can suck this dick

        Exactly. I’m not much of a believer either, but I’m not a fuck about it.

        9 years ago at 1:26 pm
      2. Hossdelgado

        I’ll be less smug when that shit isn’t imposed on everyone else. Till then, cry some more.

        9 years ago at 1:55 pm
      3. Frock_Lesnar

        Yeah, man. Fuck the high road. Why ignore a few religious zealots that even most Christians find annoying when you can taunt the majority and make your fellow nonbelievers look bad?

        9 years ago at 2:12 pm
      4. Channel Frat News

        This just in: Atheist complains about religion being imposed on him after imposing his views on everyone else.

        9 years ago at 2:15 pm
      5. Hossdelgado

        What views did I impose? Did I say Atheism = frat? Or did you conflate an opinion of mine to mean something more? I’ll let you do your mental gymnastics on this one.

        9 years ago at 5:04 pm
    2. TooBusyYachting

      Thanks for making the atheists here look like a bunch of assholes. All you believers keep doin your thing, the logical ones don’t care.

      9 years ago at 4:38 pm
    3. JustNuggets

      Hey we are all fraternity men so instead of arguing over beliefs we should all just accept each other for who we are. Were not girls guys so stop acting like it.

      9 years ago at 7:07 pm