NF Confessions: I Ride A Longboard To Class
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
Last week, we asked you guys to hit the NF confessional. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I own a dog that weighs less than most cats. #NFconfessions
- I lost my virginity when I was 14. I’m still with that same girl eight years later. She’s the only girl who has ever made skin-to-skin contact with my dick. #NFconfessions
- I minored in French. #NFconfessions
- I’m an atheist. #NFconfessions
- I went vegan for a year. #NFconfessions
- I adore cooking. #NFconfessions
- Also, I say “adore” sometimes. #NFconfessions
- I look up pictures of cute puppies whenever I miss my dogs. #NFconfessions
- I’m in a serious, long-distance relationship. #NFconfessions
- I think sipping on straight whiskey tastes horrible. #NFconfessions
- I voted for Obama and I don’t regret it. #NFconfessions
- I’m a registered Democrat. #NFconfessions
- I’ve only ever had a devil’s threesome. #NFconfessions
- I own a longboard and use it to get to class regularly. #NFconfessions
- I’m going to a campus play on Friday night. #NFconfessions
- I was turned off by a girl who wanted to suck my dick the first night we met. #NFconfessions
- I don’t smoke or dip, and find both to be disgusting habits. #NFconfessions
- I can ride a unicycle. #NFconfessions
- I love Gossip Girl. XOXO. #NFconfessions
- I gave a girl a promise ring. #NFconfessions
- I wish I waited for marriage to have sex for the first time. #NFconfessions
- I prefer relationships to one-night-stands. #NFconfessions
- I enjoy eating grass fed organic beef from Whole Foods. #NFconfessions
- I buy and drink Mangoritas more frequently than most women. #NFconfessions
- I never advanced past JV in high school sports. #NFconfessions
- I pre-ordered Halo 5. #NFconfessions
- I wore Nike mid-calves with Sperrys for the first month of college. #NFconfessions
- I bike to class and wear a bike helmet. #NFconfessions
- I think Trump is a dumb ass and we will be doomed if he actually gets elected. #NFconfessions
- I don’t like the taste of beer. I drink it only to get drunk. #NFconfessions
- I don’t see the point in drinking. #NFconfessions
- I own some joggers. #NFconfessions
- I still don’t know many rules about beer pong. #NFconfessions
- I have two moms. #NFconfessions
To confess your NF qualities and be featured on next week’s NF Confessions, submit it as a wall post. Be sure to add the hashtag #NFconfessions. All submissions will be kept anonymous..
Momma, I made it!
9 years ago at 11:36 amNot something to be proud of there pal
9 years ago at 11:45 amMommas I made it!!!!
9 years ago at 12:08 pmDon’t inspire them…
9 years ago at 11:41 amI remember when we had a “NF Confessions” thread on the forums. Good days…
9 years ago at 11:41 amThe golden years
9 years ago at 11:43 amYou hear that Dorn!! We want the Forums back!
9 years ago at 1:02 pmI believe Dorn even started that thread.
9 years ago at 1:16 pmIndeed he did. He confessed he strictly only ordered vodka soda’s at the bars.
9 years ago at 1:24 pmDidn’t he also admit to not owning any Sperrys?
9 years ago at 8:02 pmThat last one hurt my brain
9 years ago at 3:03 amI have two dads. #NFconfessions
9 years ago at 11:42 amYou are your own Father.
9 years ago at 12:13 pm#FR@
9 years ago at 1:30 pmI want to bang Caitlyn Jenner #SteveHoltconfessions
9 years ago at 11:44 amYou tried
9 years ago at 11:55 amVoting for Obama is one thing but not regretting it? Have you seen what’s happened to our country the last 8 years?
9 years ago at 11:45 amwhat are you referring to that was directly caused by something Obama did?
9 years ago at 11:54 amRising health care costs, increased wage gap, record number of Americans not in the workforce, and hitting a hospital with drone strikes to start.
9 years ago at 11:58 amunemployment rate is lowest it’s been since the recession began. I don’t completely agree with Obama care but millions of people were able to get insurance coverage for the first time
9 years ago at 12:01 pmAnyone with a basic concept of economics knows employment rates are cyclical and that we suck at actually measuring who is out of the workforce. Health insurance and health care are also not the same thing. Having insurance that costs too much with a poor healthcare system deters actual usage of said health insurance. Your argument is invalid, have a shitty day.
9 years ago at 12:05 pmCould it not be argued that the lack of those in the workforce has less to do with Obama and more to do with an aging population and an increase in Student population.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmThat name tho #BlackBallNationals
9 years ago at 7:55 pmNope. Definitely Obama’s fault
9 years ago at 8:22 pmThis is also the lowest workforce participation rate we’ve had since Carter. So fuck you for not understanding basic economics.
9 years ago at 12:14 pmit’s been in decline since the early 2000’s
9 years ago at 12:27 pmMillions of people were *required* to get insurance for the first time.
9 years ago at 12:15 pmAnd millions of other couldn’t get insurance because they couldn’t afford Medicaid so they got fined for it.
9 years ago at 12:24 pmMedicaid is free you fuckwit.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmInsurance works better when everyone has it. It’s a matter of national economic stability. None of us should complain about it because we can afford to pay for our insurance, and will theoretically have lower premiums on average because we’re smarter.
9 years ago at 11:04 amIt’s not about what Obama has done, it’s about what he hasn’t done. Social security will be our generations’ biggest issue (especially with rising debt accumulation)
9 years ago at 2:26 pmI don’t think anyone’s gonna change their political beliefs from a TFM comments section.
9 years ago at 3:02 amThey make good points though
9 years ago at 2:05 amYou should blackball all these pussies. “Haha we just wanted you to expose yourselves so we could remove you from TFM.”
9 years ago at 11:51 amI hope you get blackballed.
9 years ago at 12:59 pmI am so disappointed in each and every one of you.
9 years ago at 11:57 amVoting for Obama is alright. It just means you have a complete lack of insight into politics.
9 years ago at 12:28 pmThis comment 3 years ago on this site would not be down voted.
9 years ago at 1:44 pmProbably because we didn’t have a down vote button then
9 years ago at 3:28 pmIt would appear we do
9 years ago at 5:42 pmBeing a mindless follower to some invisible sky daddy is frat?
9 years ago at 12:32 pmI generally don’t care what others’ religious beliefs are (or lake thereof) but it’s stupid smug shit like your comment that makes my blood boil.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmExactly. I’m not much of a believer either, but I’m not a fuck about it.
9 years ago at 1:26 pmI’ll be less smug when that shit isn’t imposed on everyone else. Till then, cry some more.
9 years ago at 1:55 pmI agree with you if that makes you feel better
9 years ago at 2:01 pmYeah, man. Fuck the high road. Why ignore a few religious zealots that even most Christians find annoying when you can taunt the majority and make your fellow nonbelievers look bad?
9 years ago at 2:12 pmThis just in: Atheist complains about religion being imposed on him after imposing his views on everyone else.
9 years ago at 2:15 pmI’m an atheist. Stop it, you’re making us look shitty.
9 years ago at 2:25 pmWhat views did I impose? Did I say Atheism = frat? Or did you conflate an opinion of mine to mean something more? I’ll let you do your mental gymnastics on this one.
9 years ago at 5:04 pmThanks for making the atheists here look like a bunch of assholes. All you believers keep doin your thing, the logical ones don’t care.
9 years ago at 4:38 pmYou’re a simpleton.
9 years ago at 6:43 pmObama gave drug dealers track phones. for free-fitty-free. it’s a trap!
9 years ago at 9:59 pmHey we are all fraternity men so instead of arguing over beliefs we should all just accept each other for who we are. Were not girls guys so stop acting like it.
9 years ago at 7:07 pm