Nick Offerman Sitting By A Crackling Fire And Drinking Scotch For 45 Minutes Is The Manliest Holiday Video On The Internet

  1. Esq.

    Fuck outta here with that PC happy holidays bullshit. Wish me a merry Christmas, ya damn heathen!!

    9 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. UlyssesSGrant_WilliamTSherman

      Now you’re offended. STFU. I don’t complain when people don’t wish me a happy Diwali pr dont get the day off, do I?

      9 years ago at 11:58 am
      1. Esq.

        1. English, please
        2. I’m not even religious (much less offended)
        3. Sweet username, bruh
        4. Do you even party?

        9 years ago at 1:21 pm
  2. DDogDougWitWit

    I tried to copy the video to post it somewhere else, and YouTube asked for an age verification. I suppose it is truly a mans video. Happy holidays Jews.

    9 years ago at 12:53 pm
  3. DueyFinn

    I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese.

    9 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. Donnie Fratzoff

      He’s definitely a CLASSICAL liberal which is not at all equivalent to modern social democracy liberals.
      Classical Liberals favour small government (less gun restriction, less taxes, marriage equality).

      9 years ago at 4:40 pm
    2. Apollo Creed

      Seriously dude, if you’re gonna have a political name at least be politically educated.

      9 years ago at 4:42 pm
  4. dubyas

    Ron Swanson is cool. Nick Offerman is an anti-2nd Amendment Obama apologist libtard. Fuck that poser.

    9 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. Wheezy The Penguin

      Offerman is an open libertarian in favour of gun rights; he just thinks gun nuts make responsible owners look bad, which they definitely do.

      9 years ago at 4:55 pm
    2. Apollo Creed

      Offerman isn’t a libtard dumb ass. He’s not even a modern leftist liberal at all. He’s an Independent/Classical Liberal/Libertarian

      9 years ago at 5:01 pm
    3. UlyssesSGrant_WilliamTSherman

      He has saidthat he is a Bull Moose. AKA the party that Teddy was in.

      9 years ago at 12:01 pm
    4. dubyas

      An “independent/classical liberal/libertarian”?? Is that like an anarchist free-market capitalist? Offerman and his wife are supporters of the left. He also said on his podcast that his mission is to de-pussify liberal males through woodcraft, self-defense and outdoor canoeing.

      Also libertarians are social issue sellouts. Not real conservatives.

      9 years ago at 12:27 pm
      1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

        People like you, who lack even a rudimentary understanding of the Nolan chart or any political sentiment test, are what is wrong with this country’s political system. You think that government should stay out of economic affairs & end welfare, and on this pillar alone you claim to be conservative.
        While We will admit that a “lazze fare” style market is imperative to the overall Liberty of a people, We , as classical libertarians, question how restricting the choices of “free people” under threat of incarnation in there regards to drug consumption, sexual orientation, or other personal choices is not an example of tyranny.

        “I might not respect what you say, but I sure as hell respect your right to say it”

        Suck my pre-law and political science double major’s cock.

        9 years ago at 6:57 pm
      2. dubyas

        Tl;dr, go chug a glass of bleach when you’re done slobbering on Offerman’s knob, you social issue sellout.

        9 years ago at 7:42 pm
      3. dubyas

        What’s that? Speak up, we can’t hear you with Offerman’s left-bent dick in your mouth.

        9 years ago at 10:08 am
      4. chrklein9

        My dick bends left…does that make me a libtard or… someone help me here :/

        9 years ago at 9:56 pm
  5. thatstruegenttoyou

    This type of thing takes extreme patience. The kind of patience needed in a leader. #nickofferman2016

    9 years ago at 8:35 pm