Nick Saban Gives Players Sex Tips, Says There’s One Woman He’d Cheat On His Wife With

Harrison Lee10 years ago

There’s a biography out there from Forbes author Monte Burke titled “Saban: The Making of a Coach.” In the book, Burke tells one particularly interesting story about how ol’ Nicky would give his players sex tips.

Wall Street Journal’s Ben Cohen tweeted out a picture of the excerpt:

Lots of life lessons in the new Nick Saban biography. pic.twitter.com/l2MFUy07vm

— Ben Cohen (@bzcohen) July 27, 2015

I’m going to have to disagree with Saban on some of these points here. First off, sometimes putting in the overtime past midnight is worth it. You may not knock it out of the park every time, but you can snag a girl out of your league at 2am every once in a while if you put the work in. Trust me, I’ve seen Danny Regs do it countless times on 6th Street.

Secondly, I do agree that you shouldn’t sleep with anyone who has less to lose than you do, because you don’t want to be sleeping around with peasants. However, Saban saying that the only woman he’d cheat on his wife with is Hillary Clinton causes me to lose all respect for the man. Really, man? Out of all the woman in the world, you picked Hill-Dawg?

The fuck is wrong with this guy?.

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