Nick Saban Gives Players Sex Tips, Says There’s One Woman He’d Cheat On His Wife With
10 years ago

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There’s a biography out there from Forbes author Monte Burke titled “Saban: The Making of a Coach.” In the book, Burke tells one particularly interesting story about how ol’ Nicky would give his players sex tips.

Wall Street Journal’s Ben Cohen tweeted out a picture of the excerpt:

I’m going to have to disagree with Saban on some of these points here. First off, sometimes putting in the overtime past midnight is worth it. You may not knock it out of the park every time, but you can snag a girl out of your league at 2am every once in a while if you put the work in. Trust me, I’ve seen Danny Regs do it countless times on 6th Street.

Secondly, I do agree that you shouldn’t sleep with anyone who has less to lose than you do, because you don’t want to be sleeping around with peasants. However, Saban saying that the only woman he’d cheat on his wife with is Hillary Clinton causes me to lose all respect for the man. Really, man? Out of all the woman in the world, you picked Hill-Dawg?

The fuck is wrong with this guy?

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  2. Drunk Patty Kane

    Steve Holt has a Hillary “loves the Rod”-ham Clinton poster in his room.

    10 years ago at 2:32 pm
  3. T-Shirt Chair

    I figured it would be Katherine McCarron. There’s not a single man in the world that hasn’t thought about sleeping with that babe.

    10 years ago at 2:34 pm
  5. Joff the L-E-G-A-C-Y

    I would like to acupuncture Steve Holt with white hit needles and then tie weights to his legs and throw him into a piranha infested stretch of the Amazon.

    10 years ago at 3:04 pm
      1. JackDawson

        I’m glad you corrected your comment because at first I thought you meant the fucking website.

        10 years ago at 3:13 pm
  6. Jim_Webb_2016

    Except Steve Holt would want Hilary to fuck him with a strap-on.

    #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 4:10 pm
  9. FraststarRockstar

    I’d fuck Hillary too. I’d leave her hogtied in a hotel room drenched in bodily fluids and then call the reporters.

    10 years ago at 12:50 pm