Nick Saban Is Selling His Georgia Vacation Home For $11 Million (Update: May Not Be Saban’s House)
A tipster close to the situation, both figuratively and literally, claims that this isn’t Saban’s house.
Reader email:
The last post you did was false. That house has been on the market for a while and it’s not nick saban’s house. He may be selling his lake house, but that’s definantly not it. I live right next to them on lake burton [sic].
“The Pointe on Lake Burton” is a quaint little waterfront hideaway in Clayton, Georgia. At a mere 9,600 square feet and occupying its own modestly-sized peninsula, the estate boasts a lighthouse and 700 linear feet of waterfront property, not quite enough to show up its lakeside neighbors, but plenty to get the job done.
Note: Home exorcism not included in price of the house.
From the Atlanta Business Chronicle:
The 9,600-square-foot estate at 112 Whipporwill Lane in Clayton, Ga., has six-bedrooms and nine bathrooms. The home sits on a 1.7-acre parcel with more than 700 feet of lake frontage and 270-degree mountain, lake and sunset views. It features a massive grand room with 24-foot vaulted ceiling, wine cellar with antique gate from Barcelona, European-style pub/billiards room, home office, formal and professional kitchens, staff quarters and four-car garage.
Can’t you just picture tiny Nick Saban shredding through this once-peaceful lake on a slalom ski, probably with a topless Mrs. Saban driving the boat with one hand and holding a 36 oz. thermos of bourbon and Coke in the other? You know Nick is wearing some nut-hugging swim trucks and those floating sunglass straps with the bright orange or yellow ball, and he’s jamming out to some Skynyrd from his boat’s tower speakers and terrorizing small children on tubes and training skis.
That’s how I’m picturing it anyway. The Nicktator also owns another house on the lake.
More photos of “The Pointe on Lake Burton” are below:
If this was my crib, I think I might just keep an air mattress in this wine cellar. I believe I even see some space designated for my boxed red.
[via Atlanta Business Chronicle]
I heard the Address is 666 I’ll fuck your daughter Rd
13 years ago at 9:08 amWar Damn Eagle.
13 years ago at 9:09 amDon’t be that guy.
War Eagle though.
13 years ago at 2:41 pmDoesn’t suck is an understatement.
13 years ago at 9:09 amYeah, bud, that was kind of the idea.
13 years ago at 10:12 am^Seriously. Who is This-ing this comment? Not getting jokes is the thing now?
13 years ago at 10:35 am^Trying incredibily hard to oppose everything I do, TFM?
13 years ago at 11:12 amThat’s an impressive lighthouse you’ve got there Nick, is that what you use to signal your demon minions?
13 years ago at 9:12 amCool. I can sell my soul to the devil himself
13 years ago at 9:16 amI guess Saban needs to sell his place to buy some more players
13 years ago at 9:17 amMeh.
13 years ago at 9:17 amWhen I was in High School I worked at Waterfall Country Club on Lake Burton where Saban is a member. He always seemed like a nice guy but when you shook his hand and looked him in the eye you felt as though he sucked every bit of your soul out of you.
13 years ago at 9:36 amHe never looks happy
13 years ago at 4:13 pmThat’s one of the nicest haunted houses I’ve seen.
13 years ago at 10:37 amAll of these picture just give me more places I would love to rail his daughter on
13 years ago at 11:59 am