Dad bet me a new Tahoe I couldn't get into his alma mater, and then he pulled strings to get me in. TFM.

    1. TakeALap

      ^ Please don’t tell me that is your real picture on your default. You look like a down syndrome kid that got their face beat in as a child.

      14 years ago at 1:54 pm
    2. AGD_1904

      And if you really had to have “Daddy” pull strings to get you into school, you probably had him pull them to get you into the Fraternity.

      14 years ago at 1:59 pm
    3. AGD_1904

      That was more directed to the original post, but thanks for the concern. And dude quit being a dick. I could honestly careless what you thought. 🙂

      14 years ago at 2:10 pm
    4. brostock

      ^^you troll the “recent comments” (click on your username in the upper right)

      14 years ago at 6:05 pm
    5. TakeALap

      AGD is a fucking girl you morons. I was under the most recent comments, and I saw the face of a troll looking figure. When I looked at the picture, I realized it was actually a girl. I said she looked like a down syndrome child that got their face hacked, and then she commented back to me. When she commented back to me, I saw her profile picture again under the recent comments, and it was the picture of a squirrel instead. I can’t water this down anymore than it already is, so if you still don’t follow, then please lace em up and begin your laps

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
    6. FaFTexas

      ^you should have ended your paragraph with “take a lap” because it’s your name. It’s like when people in a movie say the title of the movie in the movie. Just some advice I hope you take into consideration, thank you for your time sir.

      14 years ago at 6:32 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    If your dad had to pull strings for you to get into any NC school (including Duke), you must be a dumb-ass

    14 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. THAT Guy Harvey

      Really now? Duke is in the top ten for best colleges in America. But you’re right, I’m sure that your University of Phoenix is much more prestigious.

      14 years ago at 2:17 pm
    2. ice cold frat

      Please, I attend a much more prestigious university. Ever heard of Fort Peck Community College? Yeah, I thought so, chumps.

      14 years ago at 3:32 pm
  2. Success

    Assume daddy is doing your homework too as you’re obviously incapable of doing anything yourself.

    14 years ago at 1:58 pm