North Korean Defense Chief Fell Asleep Near Kim Jong-un So Obviously He Was Executed By Anti-Aircraft Gun
Kim Jong-un plays for keeps. That’s very apparent at this point. Remember that time the world bought the crazy rumor about him feeding his uncle to a pack of starving dogs for making fun of his haircut or some shit? Who does that?! Not even Kim Jong-un it turns out, but it was an easy one to believe considering his track record. He did execute his uncle, by the way, just not by feeding him to dogs. He did it the humane way. He got the firing squad on his ass and lit him up in a public setting.
The latest execution orchestrated by my favorite pudgy dictator is nearly as farfetched as the aforementioned one, and since it’s been confirmed that the guy in this one is dead, I sincerely hope the story is accurate. According to Reuters, North Korean Defense Chief Hyon Yong Chol dozed off during a rally in which Kim Jong-un was present. This was apparently the final straw for Chol, as he was already on thin ice for other offenses.
He was executed publicly via an anti-aircraft gun.
North Korea executed its defense chief by putting him in front of an anti-aircraft gun at a firing range, Seoul’s National Intelligence Service told lawmakers, which would be the latest in a series of high-level purges since Kim Jong Un took charge.
Hyon Yong Chol, who headed the isolated nuclear-capable country’s military, was charged with treason, including disobeying Kim and falling asleep during an event at which North Korea’s young leader was present, according to South Korean lawmakers briefed in a closed-door meeting with the spy agency on Wednesday.
His execution was watched by hundreds of people, according to NIS intelligence shared with lawmakers.
Anti-aircraft guns are designed to take down planes at long ranges. That’s an airplane. They’re made of metal and weigh about 12 tons. Imagine what that thing would do to a frail, little North Korean senior citizen at close range.
This guy is fucking crazy and I sort of love that about him..
[via Reuters]
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I’m no military man, but I don’t think that’s how you use an AA gun
10 years ago at 12:33 pmhttp://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/team_america/hans_blix-shark.jpg
10 years ago at 12:45 pmFuck. Anti-aircraft gun here I come.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmhttp://beijingcream.com/2012/06/eerie-surreal-defector-drawings-of-north-korea-concentration-camps/
It is truly the holocaust all over again. We need to do something about this, it is simply too unhimane. Be fucking glad you are an American, what we complain about is nothing compared to this.
10 years ago at 12:49 pmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?t=455&v=a4QwOkCprZ8
10 years ago at 12:58 pmAll I took from this was that Dorn love Kim Jung Un. You commie bastard
10 years ago at 12:55 pm*loves
10 years ago at 12:55 pmAnd we complain when we give terrorists a little waterboarding, jesus
10 years ago at 1:34 pmWell that escalated quickly
10 years ago at 1:46 pmThere are some folks in the Federal Government that deserve this kind of demise. #WhatsupNSA #Watchlist
10 years ago at 2:48 pmFuck you and your hashtags
10 years ago at 10:33 amI know, I know, hashtags are gay af but you can’t disagree with what I said.
There’s a reason the old homies of the late 18th century included the Bill of Rights in the Constitution of the United States of America. It’s because the 10 original amendments are the fail safe of this country when the Republic completely fucks up and the people need to fuck shit up and return it to its orginial intent. Violent revolution is the only way to ensure this country continues on as a constitutional republic.
10 years ago at 7:56 pmPics or it didn’t happen
10 years ago at 4:24 pmYou would “sort of love” a communist, Dorn. Hippy.
10 years ago at 5:33 pmPledge class project, eliminate Kim Jong Un
10 years ago at 6:14 pm