North Korean Media Backs Donald Trump, Because Of Course They Do

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It looks like Dennis Rodman isn’t the only American that has drawn the admiration of our favorite police state. A recent editorial from North Korea’s state-run media suggests that the country’s leadership is a fan of none other than Donald Trump.

From Huffington Post:

Trump is a “wise politician” and “far-sighted presidential candidate,” the Korean-language article in DPRK Today argues.

The editorial, attributed to Chinese North Korean scholar Han Yong-mook, is not official government policy. Yet it likely reflects the authoritarian regime’s thinking, experts told NK News.

“There are many positive aspects to Trump’s ‘inflammatory policies,’” the article says, listing two in particular: Trump’s offer to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and his threat to remove U.S. forces from South Korea, which is still technically at war with the North.

If Trump were ever to meet with Kim Jong-un, I would round up some friends to pitch in on what would no doubt be a pay-per-view event. I can just imagine Trump talking about how “you guys are doing a lot of good things out here in North Korea. You’ve got the smartest guys, the best of the best, and you’ve done, uh, a lot of good things.”

This article cited a few of the supposed reasons as to why North Korea seems to support Trump, but I know the real reason: Trump has always rambled on about how big a threat the Chinese are to the United States. I’m not sure if y’all have met many Koreans before, but they seem to really, really hate China. I contacted a friend of mine who happens to have Korean heritage, and he let out one of the most offensive strings of insults I’ve ever heard when I asked him about the Chinese, citing that there are “too many of those fucking ch**** around, and they smell.” There you have it.

What an exciting week this must be for Trump, having secured the Republican nomination as well as the support of Russia and North Korea. You have to wonder what the likes of Fidel Castro and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad think of the man.

[via Huffington Post]

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  1. SirCarlosIII

    Lap me all you want, but this is a clear sign of how shitty both candidates are.

    10 years ago at 8:19 am
    1. Ass magic

      Agreed, I can’t believe that a man who insults like a 6 year old and has nothing to back up his arguments and completely inept to run a country is considered a candidate. On the other hand we have a lying bitch who is using her last name to make others believe she is worth of running a country. Completely pathetic. Lap me all you want but my brother and many others that are fighting to keep America free and those who gave the ultimate sacrifice, didn’t do so to have such mediocre human beings run for president. This country deserves better and it’s an embarrassment to have Trump or Clinton represent the USA

      10 years ago at 8:47 am
      1. LazyRican

        Exactly, i’d rather vote for a “socialist” than have a narcissist who is running for president just to grow his ego or a two face liar who is willing to say anything and lie to anybody just to get the support and votes

        10 years ago at 8:59 am
      2. beanfickersupreme

        Your comment would get lapped to hell if you didn’t pull the “my brother is a veteran who deserves so much more” card. GTFOH. If you cared that much why not just join yourself and stop acting like you speak for veterans.

        10 years ago at 10:52 am
  2. YoungAndDisappointing

    The whole point of NK backing Trump is to scare Americans into voting for Hillary. This is because Trump would be far more aggressive and more exclusive towards NK than Hillary would be. They want Hillary elected, so of course they’re going to endorse Trump in order scare off as many Trump voters as possible.

    10 years ago at 8:25 am
  3. laxrules12345

    Trump is going to win the presidency no matter what because felons can’t hold office

    10 years ago at 8:42 am
  4. JakeFromState

    That was one of the most offensive insults you’ve heard…? Do you not read Intern Shmegmas comment section?

    10 years ago at 9:30 am
  5. RageEveryDay

    While South Korea might hate China, I’m pretty sure North Koreans feel different. China is one of their only allies and the main reason international forces haven’t intervened in North Korea yet.

    10 years ago at 9:31 am
    1. Abe_Froman

      The main reason we haven’t “liberated” the oppressed North Korean people is because they don’t have oil.

      10 years ago at 11:32 am
  6. BayBro650

    North Korea would get fucked in a war, just like their sweatshop employee population

    10 years ago at 10:38 am
  7. Ass magic

    I tried but since I developed arthritis in my knees I was unable to join the navy and be a Seal like my badass brother. So fuck you for jumping to conclusions you empty headed scumbag, I would do anything to be able to join but shit happens.

    10 years ago at 11:05 am
  8. Ticklemyfrock

    North Korea likes Trump because he spoke about taking US troops out of South Korea. Trump is protectionist.

    10 years ago at 12:50 pm