Frattapalooza I’m usually pretty good and fucked up by last call… you must not be able to manage your clock/BAC too well 14 years ago at 11:37 am
BROnard Ramsey Jerking off on top of the bar and spraying your seed on unsuspecting victims at last call. TFM. 14 years ago at 6:30 pm
Papa_Burgundy ^Just died of laughter in the middle of class. Thank you for making me feel like a dumbass. 14 years ago at 12:31 pm
Geordie La Frat My father owns the bar, therefore there is no last call for me. TFM. 14 years ago at 12:08 pm
VelociFratter ^ I’ve actually never wanted to punch someone in the face so badly for a comment on this site. 14 years ago at 12:14 pm
TKEpledge My dad’s a lawyer, stock investor, gambling expert, and professional musician. Safe to say, I think I’m a little off than your bar-owning family. Geed. 14 years ago at 2:16 pm
Geordie La Frat ^ “I think I’m a little off…” You sure are. I’m assuming that’s why you rushed bottom-tier TKE. Lace ’em up. 14 years ago at 4:28 pm
NICKFRATAS Almost lazy river season boy, you ready for some poon? God bless the lone star state. SWRA 14 years ago at 12:40 pm
The Frat Czar Shit yeah. I think my group is going to the Comal this year now that the Guadalupe has banned open containers. Should be a good trip. 14 years ago at 1:45 pm
MichelleO is a Hoe I get SO shitfaced on the Comal. I wish the Frio wasn’t soo low this summer 🙁 14 years ago at 8:12 pm
anon7472974648 “Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?” “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!” 14 years ago at 2:57 pm
Wheat_and_Barley1865 ^ knowing that theres a chance that your post is really gonna suck; therefore you decide to add question marks. TPussyM 14 years ago at 10:02 pm
Fratrick Forrester Having a naked model serve you drinks on your private yacht TFM 14 years ago at 3:30 pm
RIPEtaPhi Having a naked woman serve you ice cream on newt’s space colony. TFM 14 years ago at 6:13 pm
I’m usually pretty good and fucked up by last call… you must not be able to manage your clock/BAC too well
14 years ago at 11:37 amOrdering them anyway TFTC.
14 years ago at 12:30 pmAre you sure it wasn’t 7 brah?
14 years ago at 11:46 amOrdering 9 drinks at last call. TFM.
14 years ago at 11:51 amOrdering 10 drinks at last call. FaF.
14 years ago at 12:27 pmOrdering 11 bottles of whiskey at last call. TFTC.
14 years ago at 12:44 pm^ This.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmmaxing out credit cards. TFTC
14 years ago at 1:36 pm^Not having a credit card maximum. FaF.
14 years ago at 2:13 pmCleaning out every last smirnoff from their barstock at last call.
14 years ago at 2:15 pmSlamming away at last call. FaF
14 years ago at 6:10 pmJerking off on top of the bar and spraying your seed on unsuspecting victims at last call. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:30 pm^Just died of laughter in the middle of class. Thank you for making me feel like a dumbass.
14 years ago at 12:31 pmMy father owns the bar, therefore there is no last call for me. TFM.
14 years ago at 12:08 pmWhy don’t you try a little harder, bud?
14 years ago at 12:14 pm^ I’ve actually never wanted to punch someone in the face so badly for a comment on this site.
14 years ago at 12:14 pm^ directed at Geordie.
14 years ago at 12:15 pmMy dad’s a lawyer, stock investor, gambling expert, and professional musician. Safe to say, I think I’m a little off than your bar-owning family. Geed.
14 years ago at 2:16 pm^ “I think I’m a little off…” You sure are. I’m assuming that’s why you rushed bottom-tier TKE. Lace ’em up.
14 years ago at 4:28 pmObama is the greatest president we have ever had….
14 years ago at 4:45 pm^this fucking guy
14 years ago at 5:55 pm^…needs to be hazed. There, that’s better.
14 years ago at 10:06 pm^I agree
14 years ago at 12:21 pmLap taken
14 years ago at 12:22 pmMore laps required geed.
14 years ago at 12:27 pm^you mad, bro?
14 years ago at 12:41 pm^^^You must be a speed devil if you ran a lap in a minute.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmSpeed devil? Or moon cricket?
14 years ago at 2:56 pmor ethiopian
14 years ago at 6:23 pmKenyan cheetah chasers.
14 years ago at 11:04 pmAlmost lazy river season boy, you ready for some poon? God bless the lone star state. SWRA
14 years ago at 12:40 pmShit yeah. I think my group is going to the Comal this year now that the Guadalupe has banned open containers. Should be a good trip.
14 years ago at 1:45 pmI get SO shitfaced on the Comal. I wish the Frio wasn’t soo low this summer 🙁
14 years ago at 8:12 pmTFM river trip?
14 years ago at 8:57 pmyeah that actually sounds fun
14 years ago at 9:46 pmSounds like fun.
14 years ago at 10:03 pmOrdering 8 drinks when the bar opens. TFM
14 years ago at 1:39 pmThat was a funny one man!!
14 years ago at 2:17 pmordering 9 drinks when the bar opens. FaF
14 years ago at 2:26 pmOrdering 10 drinks when the bar opens. TFTC
14 years ago at 2:44 pm“Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?”
“I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!”
14 years ago at 2:57 pmOrdering a round of waters at the end of the night. RFM.
14 years ago at 4:13 pmBurning the bar down? TFTC?
14 years ago at 8:08 pm^ knowing that theres a chance that your post is really gonna suck; therefore you decide to add question marks. TPussyM
14 years ago at 10:02 pmBurning the bar down. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:04 pmDown the burning bar.
14 years ago at 10:37 pmHaving a naked model serve you drinks on your private yacht TFM
14 years ago at 3:30 pm^ missed it by that much
14 years ago at 3:38 pmjusssst a bit outside
14 years ago at 5:04 pmHaving a naked woman serve you ice cream on newt’s space colony. TFM
14 years ago at 6:13 pmSoon to be the 51st state!
14 years ago at 6:15 pmNnnnnooonanmissit…
14 years ago at 8:23 pmOh Yeah, maxing out credit cards is ALWAYS a good idea.
14 years ago at 4:17 pmretard.
14 years ago at 4:18 pmBottle service. TFM
14 years ago at 4:59 pm