Your dad used a belt. My dad used a paddle. TFM.

14 years ago
    2. Jerry Fratdusky

      Where the fuck have Näte Higgers, Lyñch Därkies, Third Rèich, No Kneé Gröws or Hîtler was TFTC been?

      14 years ago at 4:44 pm
    11. KingOfTheBROcean1855

      You listen here, Intern. I liked DAB . We’ll trade DAB for monumentavenue.

      14 years ago at 5:52 pm
    14. The Frat Czar

      The intern got butthurt because DAB called him a queer. Sounds like DAB was right on the money.

      14 years ago at 7:22 pm
    18. bobby_cox

      How many hours per day do you losers, who comment on everything on here and have a twitter handle that’s the same as your tfm username, spend on the internet?

      14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    19. Lynchem

      Post DABs twitter so I can tell him something without being moderated by big brother. Second I fucked Michelle O is a Hoe. Lets put it this way it wasn’t her first rodeo.

      14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    23. FaFTexas

      @MichelleO After looking at your twitter profile pic, you seem to have a really nice personality and I respect you for that.

      14 years ago at 9:46 pm
    26. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Im trying to figure out if you were insulting my looks or being nice. im blonde, its hard for me to catch things sometimes. oh well.

      14 years ago at 9:52 pm
    27. FaFTexas

      Haha well it was a compliment. I didn’t want to be a creeper and say you were hot so I just said you had a nice personality. I am complicated like that.

      14 years ago at 12:42 am
    30. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Intern, I feel that this user, Bronye, is a threat to my well being and therefore should be removed from this site.

      14 years ago at 12:56 am
    37. BroNyeTheScienceGuy

      I apologized to UES in person so my creepiness should be wiped clean from y’all’s memory. Michelle forgive me?

      14 years ago at 1:05 am
    38. Gators and Waders

      i just call it like i see it texas, i miss the sarcasm this site use to run on.

      14 years ago at 1:10 am
    39. Gators and Waders

      oh and bronye, meeting a pretty girl in person is a lot of fun. you should try it sometime.

      14 years ago at 1:13 am
    40. FaFTexas

      Yeah, I guess I agree with you on that. This site was good before all these trolls and try hards came here.

      14 years ago at 1:15 am
    42. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Doing bows and toes because my chicken fried steak wasn’t fully cooked today at lunch.

      14 years ago at 1:20 am
    45. FaFTexas

      Oh damn I didn’t even think about that! Applebees has my vote because Ricky Bobby is synonymous with everything American.

      14 years ago at 1:31 am
    47. The_Chilis_Guy

      I’ve been busy training and practicing for the Chilis regional cookoff competition. I should have this in the bag, but I’d rather go in at least slightly prepared. I mean I did end up #3 nationally last year, and the youngest ever to even compete at that level.

      14 years ago at 6:43 am

    50. I like the weird sexual vibe TFM is getting now, makes me feel creepy when I get on like I’m reading some cheap magazine. It’s FaF guys, the amount of strange sexual tension on this site is truly FaF.

      14 years ago at 8:31 am
    6. frattinflorida

      Intern deleted my original comment. Oprah is a slang derogatory term used to describe the Hebrew variety.

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm
  7. The Golden Fleece

    Parents making you go out and make your own switch, much more effective. Dumb TFM anyway.

    14 years ago at 2:49 pm
    2. The Golden Fleece

      More like the mental aspect of having to peel it yourself knowing what fully awaited. Very similar to days of pledgeship.

      14 years ago at 4:52 pm
    10. Ronald_Ragean

      Dad had to cut holes in the paddle so it wouldn’t break. Fucking hurt like hell.

      14 years ago at 8:57 am
  10. golffrat

    Pops only had to break out the paddle on me once, only because i lost in the final round of state by 7 strokes.

    14 years ago at 3:58 pm
    6. The_Chilis_Guy

      No, I wasn’t. He was probably just a damn commie who’s in high school.

      14 years ago at 8:35 pm