1. Beam and Cope

    Ah, the good old “wine and dine her with gas station ice cream,” move. You stay classy Illinois.

    14 years ago at 7:35 pm
    1. All Natural Srat

      ^^^ nor does Campus Liquor have a Citibank ATM. I don’t think that bank exists anywhere on campus.

      14 years ago at 12:47 pm
    1. TheBigBrokowski

      Well, she could beat it but she’s already using her mouth and would have to put down her ice cream.

      14 years ago at 7:09 pm
    1. “Hey get on your knees and start giving me a blowie against that convenience store and then we can take a picture and upload it to TFM!”

      14 years ago at 11:47 pm