Texting "?" to the slam, and receiving "I'll be over soon" TFM.

  1. Oprah Is A Dyke

    I usually just text “I need my dick wet.” That usually gets me a fuck. Sometimes my slam will play a joke and bring a deer park water bottle. Then I drink the fuck out of it and fuck her afterwards when I’m hydrated.

    13 years ago at 8:33 pm
    1. Fratstar Runner

      There’s some black people in fraternities, some of which are actually FAF.

      Shocking I know.

      13 years ago at 11:14 pm
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I dunno if my sarcastic remark made it seem like I was black, but I’m 90 percent sure I am not.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
  2. DeBrotie1856

    Must have a small penis. Some one isn’t happy about his YAW measuring up to his miniscule TMI.

    13 years ago at 8:58 pm
  3. hinckley

    You ever think about finding a girl with self respect, or do you go after girls that have none?..just like your father did with your mother

    13 years ago at 10:06 pm
    1. fratberry bold

      Having your screen name be the last name of the geed who tried to kill Reagan. NF.

      13 years ago at 10:34 pm