The Total Frat Move Archive
Old TFM Posts from 2010-2018
Get rid of the wall
Get rid of your face.
Why did you bring the wall back?
Are dad bods still in? Asking for a friend.
You two are both massive losers
Go stick your cock in a mouse trap, I’ll give you $10
A mouse trap wouldn’t do shit to my massive man meat. You’d need a trap for a small bear.
You don’t have $10 to give away you broke bitch
My genes are just so good that I don’t really need to work out. I do work out though, but it’s because I’m bored.
I hope you’re working out in one of the gyms that I own. I own most of the LA Fitness and Planet Fitness franchises on the east coast. Every step you take on the treadmill just feeds more money into my bulging bank account.