TownesPrescottTheThird Dangerbating – masturbating in a situation with high exposure risk. Fraturbating – not giving a fuck. 11 years ago at 11:05 pm
SharkWeekTFM Many people think sharks assume themselves to be the luckiest guys in the world but actually they realize that every guy says that at some point or another so it can’t be true for everyone. 11 years ago at 7:58 pm
Tyler Sperry Staying up all night and being physically unable to get lucky. TCM. 11 years ago at 8:14 am
BrooksBrosFunShirt Having been born in America is all the luck I have ever needed. 11 years ago at 8:02 pm
FrobertELee Sometimes it does take all night, all depends on how long it takes the rufalin to set in… 11 years ago at 6:53 am
TrollFM Many people think SharkWeekTFM would need to be very lucky in order to get laid, but he actually had sex with Dorn many times when he was 12. 11 years ago at 1:37 pm
Steady dividends Procrasturbating: putting off important tasks through physical self excitement. 11 years ago at 7:50 pm
Frasturbating (Frat Masturbating) doesn’t count.
11 years ago at 2:51 pmDangerbating – masturbating in a situation with high exposure risk. Fraturbating – not giving a fuck.
11 years ago at 11:05 pmNot having to be lucky to get lucky.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmI’m sure that pumpkin costume just gets them going…
11 years ago at 4:11 pmThis might have been funny last year
11 years ago at 4:40 pmNope wasn’t funny then either.
11 years ago at 10:43 pmMany people think sharks assume themselves to be the luckiest guys in the world but actually they realize that every guy says that at some point or another so it can’t be true for everyone.
11 years ago at 7:58 pmStop trying so hard.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmFuck you, shark pussy
11 years ago at 1:39 pmYou’re a big fat pussy
11 years ago at 1:40 pmStaying up all night and being physically unable to get lucky. TCM.
11 years ago at 8:14 amNeeding luck at all. NF
11 years ago at 10:04 amHaving been born in America is all the luck I have ever needed.
11 years ago at 8:02 pmAmen
11 years ago at 10:49 amSometimes it does take all night, all depends on how long it takes the rufalin to set in…
11 years ago at 6:53 amMany people think SharkWeekTFM would need to be very lucky in order to get laid, but he actually had sex with Dorn many times when he was 12.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmProcrasturbating: putting off important tasks through physical self excitement.
11 years ago at 7:50 pmStaying up all night after getting lucky. RFM
11 years ago at 12:20 am