5:00am and whiskey drunk. I am faced with this dilemma. Shack with the hottest girl from the ugliest sorority, or the ugliest girl from the hottest sorority. TFM.
Everyone frat-star deserves one of those ugly or fat slam-sessions at 5:00AM while stumbling drunk. Live a little bit, people. If nothing else, it makes for a great story.
It’s never okay to shack with an ugly girl. Should be an easy decision.
14 years ago at 4:56 pmseconded
14 years ago at 5:16 pmSeriously, you can always send the hot one home in another sorority’s shirt and nobody will know where she came from.
14 years ago at 5:58 pmAnd dont forget about thos godawful ass ugly “legacies” that slip through the cracks
14 years ago at 9:18 pmSounds like you suck at pitching game. Therefore you suck at fratting.
14 years ago at 5:24 pmEither way he has a sorostitute to shack with, how does that mean he sucks at fratting?
14 years ago at 12:00 amThreesome. Duh.
14 years ago at 6:17 pmSecond that, take ’em both down.
14 years ago at 12:35 pmyou get with the one from the hot sorority and the next day she tells all her friends how awesome you were in bed
there is nothing to gain from doing something with someone in an ugly sorority, even if she’s the ONE good looking one
14 years ago at 6:18 pmvery wise sir
14 years ago at 10:56 pmPro Frat Move.
14 years ago at 6:55 amHaha love the name. “don’t taze (haze) me bro!”
14 years ago at 6:29 pmThanks for explaining that. No one else would have understood that if not for you. Geed.
14 years ago at 6:38 pmhow about the hottest slampiece from the hottest sorority
14 years ago at 6:32 pmif you were a true fratdaddy you would get with the hottest girl from the hottest sorority. Just saying.
14 years ago at 6:43 pmat 5:00AM and wasted…you gotta do what you gotta do bro.
14 years ago at 8:54 pmThere’s only two things that should matter.
14 years ago at 8:59 pm1.) looks 2.) if she’s not a GDI
agreed.
14 years ago at 8:16 amAnd a vagina^
13 years ago at 3:26 pmshouldn’t they be about the same level of hotness?
14 years ago at 9:08 pmgood logic sir.
14 years ago at 9:26 pmDefinitely not. There are some ugly legacies in top tier sororities and some hot girls in bottom tier.
14 years ago at 7:02 amxo love: that happens from a previous frat-star knocking up the girl in this very situation 30 years prior.
14 years ago at 8:41 am30 years? As ugly and/or fat as she may be, I highly doubt this sorostitute is 29 and still in college.
And we all know there’s no way two sequential sorostitutes can have children at 15 years of age.
14 years ago at 9:35 amEveryone frat-star deserves one of those ugly or fat slam-sessions at 5:00AM while stumbling drunk. Live a little bit, people. If nothing else, it makes for a great story.
14 years ago at 9:11 pmEvery frat-star*
14 years ago at 9:12 pm