5:00am and whiskey drunk. I am faced with this dilemma. Shack with the hottest girl from the ugliest sorority, or the ugliest girl from the hottest sorority. TFM.

    1. I still call it a plantation

      Seriously, you can always send the hot one home in another sorority’s shirt and nobody will know where she came from.

      14 years ago at 5:58 pm
    2. Frat Master

      And dont forget about thos godawful ass ugly “legacies” that slip through the cracks

      14 years ago at 9:18 pm
  1. Fratting Outrageous

    Sounds like you suck at pitching game. Therefore you suck at fratting.

    14 years ago at 5:24 pm
    1. Teddy Brosevelt

      Either way he has a sorostitute to shack with, how does that mean he sucks at fratting?

      14 years ago at 12:00 am
  2. Rush Limbro

    you get with the one from the hot sorority and the next day she tells all her friends how awesome you were in bed

    there is nothing to gain from doing something with someone in an ugly sorority, even if she’s the ONE good looking one

    14 years ago at 6:18 pm
    1. Fratimir Guerrero

      Thanks for explaining that. No one else would have understood that if not for you. Geed.

      14 years ago at 6:38 pm
  3. fratking

    if you were a true fratdaddy you would get with the hottest girl from the hottest sorority. Just saying.

    14 years ago at 6:43 pm
  4. Delta Delta

    There’s only two things that should matter.
    1.) looks 2.) if she’s not a GDI

    14 years ago at 8:59 pm
    1. xo love

      Definitely not. There are some ugly legacies in top tier sororities and some hot girls in bottom tier.

      14 years ago at 7:02 am
    2. The most interesting fratter in the world

      xo love: that happens from a previous frat-star knocking up the girl in this very situation 30 years prior.

      14 years ago at 8:41 am
    3. Mr. Yellowhammer

      30 years? As ugly and/or fat as she may be, I highly doubt this sorostitute is 29 and still in college.

      And we all know there’s no way two sequential sorostitutes can have children at 15 years of age.

      14 years ago at 9:35 am
  5. BROnald Reagan

    Everyone frat-star deserves one of those ugly or fat slam-sessions at 5:00AM while stumbling drunk. Live a little bit, people. If nothing else, it makes for a great story.

    14 years ago at 9:11 pm