Mustached Americans earning 4.3% more money on average than clean-shaven individuals. TFM.

  1. futureleader14

    Whoever came up with these statistics has zero idea of what they’re talking about. Wall Street firms actually require their executives to be clean-shaven to maintain their image.

    14 years ago at 1:10 pm
    1. Todd McChay

      Whoever wrote the above comment has no idea how statistics work. The population of people with mustaches is a lot smaller than the population of clean shaven people. This stat is completely reasonable.

      14 years ago at 1:38 pm
    2. Lynchem

      You have no idea what you’re talking about futureleader14. Yes they require you to be shaven but to in most cases military regulation. Which means you can have a neatly groomed mustache or be cleaned shaven. But I forgot your daddy owns the biggest Hedge Fund in the world and I am wrong.

      14 years ago at 7:56 pm
    3. Big Hair_totes care

      ok future leader, my daddy has been rocking a mustache since his frat days back in the early 80’s, and I assume that he is more successful than you will ever be! But go ahead and marvel us all with your thoughts!

      14 years ago at 8:24 pm
    4. futureleader14

      big hair, unlike a lot of the posers on this site, my father actually did work on wall street until he retired four years ago, and thus my family comes from a good amount of money. It’s rather pointless for you to automatically assume you have more money than me because this is the internet and we don’t know each other. But I digress… I think family guy sums up best what I think of mustaches here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKVDg skip to 0:34 for the good stuff. There’s a reason why Wall Street firms have this no-mustache policy.

      14 years ago at 9:40 pm
    5. Fratrick Brochanan

      Having a daddy who “worked on Wall Street” and “coming from money” aren’t exactly the same. Generally speaking, yes if you “work on Wall St” and aren’t a complete fucking schlub you should be making decent money – low six figs – yeah – maybe higher up? how far? Pile too high a stack of bullshit and it’ll all come tumblin down. Any company on Wall St has a website and they’ve all got an About Us section. If your daddy’s name ain’t in there might even have to suggest you start taking laps? “Coming from Money” are isn’t a single generation…Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, Rothschilds, Astors, and to a lesser extent Kennedys, have already spring forth litters of silver spoon coming from money children who, if they so desire, would never have to work a day in their lives simply collecting the interest and dividends of their forebears hard work and/or thievery. There’s a lesson right there for ya Future_Leader…By choosing a name that allows the reader to infer you are completely inexperienced in all matters that actually matter sinks whatever is you’ve got to say next.

      14 years ago at 9:01 pm
    6. Fratrick Brochanan

      Moreover, you must consider the number of mustached tradesmen out there. A master welder can earn an easy $100k. America’s falling apart and we’re going to need tradesmen, engineers, and architects to fix her. Emerging technologies will allow the future generations of America to make big bucks while solving big problems.

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      And boom goes the dynamite…

      14 years ago at 9:07 pm
    7. futureleader14

      Congratulations Fratrick. You just ran into the same trap big hair did: making assumptions about my family which you have neither the knowledge nor the prerogative to make. And you so skillfully managed to bring up an entirely new topic which I never even mentioned (whether I’m old money or not). Also, congratulations on that addy rant you spent analyzing my name and what it means. Good fucking job. You feel better about yourself? I think it’s a pretty damn good name for a website designed for college students; it shows ambition, promise and an ability to set long-term goals. Of course I don’t have a lot of fucking experience. I’m in COLLEGE, and a pretty damn good one at that. Your thoughtful analysis suggests to me that you possess the “experience” I don’t have; thus you’re not in college anymore. What the fuck are you so successful at that you have to come on TFM and anonymously bash people younger than yourself? Does that make you feel better about yourself?

      Also, you might want to check your grammar, champ. A couple errors don’t reflect well on you when you’re trying to bash someone else. Perhaps I will see you working that tradesmen’s job someday, of which you seem so fond, from the window of my Cadillac.

      14 years ago at 1:09 am
    8. NateHiggers

      What the fuck is wrong with all of you? Please shut the fuck up, and kindly never open your mouth again. Thanks.

      14 years ago at 1:14 am
    1. BROst beef sandwich

      “not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.”

      14 years ago at 2:37 pm
  2. Pat McGroin

    Can you imagine how much higher this number would be if cops were required to be clean shaven?

    14 years ago at 4:08 pm