Hoping you see a skateboard-bike GDI collision on the way to class. TFM.

  1. The Baron

    Being the cause of said collision due to a Stick-Through-The-Spokes Power Move. RFM.

    12 years ago at 2:31 pm
    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      ^According to this name, the best possible Total Fraternity Movement in this situation would be to mount a female bicycling GDI, proceed to urinate in her rectum through the back of her pants whilst veering the bike into an oncoming skateboarder, then shotgunning a beer while flying through the air after the collision and landing on your feet. Finally, while they are out cold on the ground, chug massive amounts of laxatives and sloppily shit all over both of them. Devry, would that be a TFM?

      12 years ago at 3:04 pm
    2. I am drot nunk

      ^Look at the times, numbnuts. He posted it roughly 1 minute after the guy before him. His page probably wasn’t refreshed, thus it looked like no one posted above him.

      12 years ago at 5:33 pm
    3. Sure Why Not

      I don’t look at times cause I am a badass. So (Jack Black voice) “step off”.

      12 years ago at 9:30 pm
  2. DOOOONT CAAAAARE

    A Prius hitting a cyclist and a GDI on a longboard jumps off to avoid the collision and rolls on the road and the longboard goes flying through the windshield of the Prius would be the ultimate GDI collision

    12 years ago at 8:02 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      No, a geed throws a frisbee and knocks out the legs of a hackysack geed, who falls into the sidewalk and gets run over by a longboarder. The longborder then loses control and hits a biker. A geed stops his prius to help and is rear ended by a British flag mini cooper. While they are exchanging insurance, a groundskeeper geed accidentally slings rocks with his mower into both of their windshields and faces. His lawnmower blows up, knocks down a light post, and kills the frisbee geed. The End.

      12 years ago at 8:18 pm
    2. DOOOONT CAAAAARE

      Ok the Quidditch team and the Ultimate Frisbee geeds are fighting over who gets the field behind their liberal arts dorm, the Quidditch geeds are beating the frisbee geeds with brooms while the frisbee geeds are throwing their frisbees at the Quidditch geeds head. A longboarder on the side walk watches this fight while riding and doesn’t see the hipster coming the other way on his Fixie bike who is also watching the geed fight, they crash and both break their legs. The captain of the Quidditch team driving his Prius sees this fight and guns his engine to an astonishingly quick 25mph and heads for the frisbee geeds. At the same time the captain of the frisbee team driving his smart car heads toward the Quidditch geeds they collide in a fire ball and kills everyone that sends flaming shrapnel everywhere including into an open window on the 1st floor where a hipster was reminiscing about how he is too cool for anything while smoking his cigarette that he rolled himself. The flaming shrapnel lands on his bed and sets fire to his room and burns him to death, which then sets the whole dorm on fire and the art building next door.

      12 years ago at 10:31 pm
    3. ImNateHlggers

      Me running through campus with an M249 and gunning down all the members of the aforementioned GDI groups and clubs. It’s a TFM.

      12 years ago at 11:51 pm
    4. Hoo Frats Harder

      ^^^Soft, driving around in a Humvee shitting on geeds with a .50 cal would definitely be more of a TFM. It’s a TFM.

      12 years ago at 9:54 am
    1. ImNateHlggers

      My hope goes out for your and Hawtpiece’s relationship bud. Were all here for you.

      12 years ago at 11:52 pm