Wilt Chamberlain Pledge came up 9,995 girls short. Balled. TFM.

  1. fratanomics

    Wilt Chamberlain claimed to fuck over 20,000 girls, so I’m assuming it’s 19,995 or more he missed by.

    13 years ago at 4:17 pm
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      No, this is TFM. Obviously he got through the first 10,005 just fine, but they balled him because he couldn’t get the rest. Otherwise the intern would have just shuttled this one to Fail Friday.

      13 years ago at 5:16 pm
  2. Joke Explainer

    This is funny because it implies that members of the submitter’s fraternity ordered a pledge to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of bedding 20,000 women, a number supposedly reached by former NBA star and lovemaking connoisseur Wilt Chamberlain. Assigning pledges to herculean duties is a hallowed tradition of the fraternity culture.

    13 years ago at 6:47 pm
    1. Frat_The_Bunny

      This novelty account is stupid as fuck, due to the fact that this type of lame ass humor belongs in that GDI infested shit hole that some call “Reddit”.

      13 years ago at 7:55 pm
    2. ImBarneyStinson

      ^I think they meant to say “rabbit”, but to answer your question… I have no idea.

      13 years ago at 8:13 am
    3. I Piss Excellence

      “lovemaking connoisseur”

      I’d change that to “slamming connoisseur”

      13 years ago at 2:22 am
  3. TFM Administrator

    Yes, you plebeians, I am the real TFM Admin. Due to the Intern’s overall failure at his job, I will be approving various facets of the website. In the coming days, look for my validation of posts, comments, and usernames.

    13 years ago at 12:17 am
    1. Alpha Frat

      The site doesn’t work right with google chrome, and put the previous/next buttons back.

      13 years ago at 4:15 am
    2. The UltimateBlackout

      What the fuck are you doing letting DeVry University advertise on this site…or do they have an online greek life?

      13 years ago at 10:45 am
    3. Americastrong

      ^^ Star War the what game? the fuck…? Take laps geed, and I dont mean laps in your racing video game.

      13 years ago at 5:11 pm
    4. Advertisements ya dumbass, you think bourbon and coke is getting Account 2012 at Gamestop right now? Doubt it. I got an advertisement for star wars. Goodness you are a moron

      13 years ago at 5:52 pm
  4. OrderontheBorder

    “Bark twice if your in Milwakee. Is this Will Chamberlin? Say something damnit.”

    13 years ago at 2:28 am
    1. Frattyard Vines

      You’ve seen Anchorman too? Good Lord I thought I was the only one because I never hear people quoting it. Try hard.

      13 years ago at 6:01 pm
    2. OrderontheBorder

      ^ You stole your name from a clothing company because you thought it would be cool… Try hard.

      13 years ago at 7:51 pm