I was willing to try to figure out what else you could have meant, but nothing else there, so: Definition by negation, real smart, and just pure sarcasm alone is not witty or funny, especially on the internet. Taaaaake a lap, Riley boy!
That good old-fashioned romantic feeling where you’d do anything to resign from your membership to the Ohio State TKE chapter because after being in a coma for five semesters you snap to and realize that you pledged the lowest tier frat imaginable.
First
14 years ago at 5:56 pmYou’ve said first on the past several TFMs. Don’t you have finals or something to study for?
14 years ago at 6:29 pmThat’s probably why he’s posted first on every one.
14 years ago at 6:53 pmand got “last” on every final. Comes out to an “average” day.
14 years ago at 9:45 pm^BOOM
14 years ago at 8:53 amDoing anything to bone her. NF. Not having to do anything and still boning her. TFM.
14 years ago at 5:58 pm^ I’m going to assume you got the reference, but still decided to post a dumbass comment.
14 years ago at 6:20 pm^^I don’t really want to see the girls that you bring home if you put in that much effort
14 years ago at 6:36 pm“Yes I have cake. Come with me you whale.”
14 years ago at 6:45 pm^That.
14 years ago at 8:03 pm“Here’s an advil, it will make you feel better.”
14 years ago at 12:36 amBonk*
14 years ago at 6:36 pmThats a special feeling lloyd
14 years ago at 6:59 pm^ Finally…
14 years ago at 8:55 pmThats a deep feeling
14 years ago at 8:46 pmOr you could get some Boneless Buffalo Wings from Chili’s instead!
14 years ago at 10:38 pmhow much are they? Applebees has them 5 dollars after 9:00
14 years ago at 11:42 pmYou literally just quoted Dumb and Dumber
14 years ago at 10:41 pmNot figuratively. Thanks for clarifying
14 years ago at 11:06 pmI was willing to try to figure out what else you could have meant, but nothing else there, so: Definition by negation, real smart, and just pure sarcasm alone is not witty or funny, especially on the internet. Taaaaake a lap, Riley boy!
14 years ago at 10:34 pmBig gulps huh.
14 years ago at 11:10 pmWelp, see you later
14 years ago at 11:56 pmThat good old-fashioned romantic feeling where you’d do anything to resign from your membership to the Ohio State TKE chapter because after being in a coma for five semesters you snap to and realize that you pledged the lowest tier frat imaginable.
14 years ago at 12:24 amMan you really hate tke don’t you?
14 years ago at 9:36 amThat sucks man
14 years ago at 11:12 am“Nice set of hooters you got there.”
14 years ago at 12:28 am