Oilers’ Matt Hendricks Takes Slapshot Straight To The Dick
During last night’s second period in the Stars-Oilers game, Matt Hendricks innocently turned around as the puck went by him in his own zone. As he turned around, Stars defenseman Alex Goligoski wound up and fired a puck towards the net. Only problem was the puck never made it to the net. It connected squarely with Hendricks’ dick — almost at point blank range.
WARNING: This isn’t the easiest thing to watch.
Hendricks struggled to skate off the ice, and when he eventually made it into the tunnel, he collapsed. Hendricks’ balls may have survived the slapshot, but his cup sure didn’t.
Id like to thank Bike & @RussellAthletic for saving my bacon tonight! #closecall pic.twitter.com/heGYVlQnqr
— Matt Hendricks (@MattHendy26) January 22, 2016
Fuck. The sight of that cup makes my nuts cringe. Thankfully, Hendricks is okay and even returned to the bench afterwards.
Matt Hendricks back on the bench. What a gamer.
— Kurt Leavins (@KurtLeavins) January 22, 2016
It takes some balls to return after that. Hockey players are the toughest athletes out there, hands down. I remember working the Stars game when Rich Peverly collapsed on the bench, momentarily died, then regained consciousness after receiving chest compressions and getting defibrillated. He wanted back in the game..
“…takes some balls to return…” TFJ (TotalFratJoke)
10 years ago at 9:38 amThoughts an prayers to your jimmies
10 years ago at 9:43 amHis jimmies were indeed rustled.
10 years ago at 11:38 amSuper Troopers: NHL Edition.
10 years ago at 9:45 amHockey -NF. Kys
10 years ago at 10:06 amHockey is definitely frat.
10 years ago at 10:55 am“Good enough… to.. fuck… your mother!”
http://i.imgur.com/EnrEEKg.webm
10 years ago at 2:38 pmYou tried.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmThis looks more painful than the cow I took home last night was riding me. Yea. I took home a cow. Don’t judge me. Everyone’s had to downgrade their choice at last call after spitting some of your mozzarella stick onto the cheek of the 9 your talking to.
10 years ago at 9:49 amNot really sure what you’re trying to do here but it isn’t working.
10 years ago at 9:50 amJust livin the dream my man. Just throwin stuff out there. Some are a hit, others are a bigger failure than your abortion.
10 years ago at 10:11 amyour stories suck
10 years ago at 10:31 amCurious where your getting mozzarella sticks and a check you actually have to sign.
10 years ago at 4:43 pmMoran their not like us, they play their sport on the hardest surface on earth with knives stuck to the bottom of their feet.
10 years ago at 9:50 amStruggled a bit out of the gate there
10 years ago at 10:08 amA+ title
10 years ago at 1:16 pm“No dote abote it” fuckin Canadians aye
10 years ago at 5:31 pmYou know damn well it took everything he had to get off the ice. I’d be curled up on the ice still.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmWhat a baller.
10 years ago at 10:43 pm