1. Bob Barker is my bro

      JF Hopkins and Greenfield Quarles met when they high fived each other after seeing James McIlvaine Riley plank on the rock. True story.

      13 years ago at 3:03 pm
  1. Fratent Pending

    If you were going to do something completely fucking gay you should have done owling.

    13 years ago at 10:38 am
  2. lyreprincess

    The closest to planking a fraternity man should ever get is bows in toes while he’s a pledge.

    13 years ago at 11:11 am
    1. GoDawgs09

      Roast beef and swiss on a sub roll, lightly toasted. While you’re at it, be a sweetheart and make me some homemade chicken noodle soup, I don’t eat that Campbells garbage. Thanks.

      13 years ago at 11:22 am
    2. Team Merica

      Don’t forget the pile of dog shit you stratgically place under their face to encourage them to stay up longer…

      13 years ago at 11:48 am
    3. rainbowsociety

      ^ needing to touch dog shit to successfully haze, NF.

      lyreprincess, don’t pretend like you know anything about it.

      13 years ago at 12:07 pm
    4. lyreprincess

      GoDawgs09: Would you like that roll to be white or wheat? Also, any mustard or mayo?
      rainbowsociety: Beer bottle caps filled with vodka make bows and toes even worse for the pledge. But you’re right, I have no idea.

      13 years ago at 3:09 pm
    5. The Piker

      Thats common fucking knowledge lyre. I actually employ the strategy of heating the caps to the point wear they begin to warp. 2nd degree burns hurt a lot more the next time they do it, because the first time, it numbs that shit.

      13 years ago at 11:02 pm
    6. American Psychbro

      Pikes don’t get hazed. Going through the trouble of burning the caps is needless. Lyre’s more frat than you pussy pike.

      13 years ago at 1:08 am
    7. Chugger_not_a_lover

      A) The Piker I bet you feel like a big strong man now don’t you for putting down lyreprincess, who obviously is a girl. You must feel so powerful and dominant talking shit to woman sitting behind your computer desk right?
      B) Pikes don’t get hazed. I regret to say this but I have a buddie from high school that told me due to the fact that PKA was “re-founded” in 1951 none of the members from them were hazed because the “new” 1951 members did not have to go through such acts. Now I might be wrong and the information that was told to me could be skewed, but dude you fucking fraternity is made up of a bunch off f@ggs that pu$$y foot around.
      C) Apologize to that kind young lady and learn to be a gentleman. And maybe, just maybe when you learn how to be a gentleman you’ll actually be able to touch a girl that hasn’t been drugged at
      one of your parties.

      13 years ago at 2:12 pm
    8. Chugger_not_a_lover

      Oops, I meant to to say I regret to say this but I have a buddie from high school WHO IS a PKA.

      Just thought I’d clear that up.

      13 years ago at 2:14 pm