Roast beef and swiss on a sub roll, lightly toasted. While you’re at it, be a sweetheart and make me some homemade chicken noodle soup, I don’t eat that Campbells garbage. Thanks.
GoDawgs09: Would you like that roll to be white or wheat? Also, any mustard or mayo?
rainbowsociety: Beer bottle caps filled with vodka make bows and toes even worse for the pledge. But you’re right, I have no idea.
Thats common fucking knowledge lyre. I actually employ the strategy of heating the caps to the point wear they begin to warp. 2nd degree burns hurt a lot more the next time they do it, because the first time, it numbs that shit.
A) The Piker I bet you feel like a big strong man now don’t you for putting down lyreprincess, who obviously is a girl. You must feel so powerful and dominant talking shit to woman sitting behind your computer desk right?
B) Pikes don’t get hazed. I regret to say this but I have a buddie from high school that told me due to the fact that PKA was “re-founded” in 1951 none of the members from them were hazed because the “new” 1951 members did not have to go through such acts. Now I might be wrong and the information that was told to me could be skewed, but dude you fucking fraternity is made up of a bunch off f@ggs that pu$$y foot around.
C) Apologize to that kind young lady and learn to be a gentleman. And maybe, just maybe when you learn how to be a gentleman you’ll actually be able to touch a girl that hasn’t been drugged at
one of your parties.
Sure would suck if you fell off the side while planking
14 years ago at 10:37 amI hope he did
14 years ago at 11:01 amHe needs to fall right off that thing.
14 years ago at 11:47 amHe needs to fall left off that thing.
14 years ago at 1:13 pm^I see what you did there, and I appove.
14 years ago at 2:07 pmapprove*
14 years ago at 2:09 pmIf I were his brother, I’d push
14 years ago at 9:55 pmPlanking is what GDIs do to pass the time in their shitty lives.
14 years ago at 10:38 amThis SCREAMS Geed.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmAre you kidding? Planking is the epitome of frat, broski.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmJF Hopkins and Greenfield Quarles met when they high fived each other after seeing James McIlvaine Riley plank on the rock. True story.
14 years ago at 3:03 pmI smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering
14 years ago at 5:14 pm^this
14 years ago at 3:34 amIf you were going to do something completely fucking gay you should have done owling.
14 years ago at 10:38 amHey atleast he did it at the ATO house
14 years ago at 1:17 pm^ some bottom tier frat star is jealous he doesn’t have a house. jealousy. TFM?
14 years ago at 11:19 amTgdiM
14 years ago at 10:43 am^this.
14 years ago at 11:10 amTatoM
14 years ago at 12:22 pmWhat’s the difference?
14 years ago at 12:32 pmno, ^this
14 years ago at 9:56 pmThe closest to planking a fraternity man should ever get is bows in toes while he’s a pledge.
14 years ago at 11:11 amRoast beef and swiss on a sub roll, lightly toasted. While you’re at it, be a sweetheart and make me some homemade chicken noodle soup, I don’t eat that Campbells garbage. Thanks.
14 years ago at 11:22 amDon’t forget the pile of dog shit you stratgically place under their face to encourage them to stay up longer…
14 years ago at 11:48 am^ needing to touch dog shit to successfully haze, NF.
lyreprincess, don’t pretend like you know anything about it.
14 years ago at 12:07 pmGoDawgs09: Would you like that roll to be white or wheat? Also, any mustard or mayo?
14 years ago at 3:09 pmrainbowsociety: Beer bottle caps filled with vodka make bows and toes even worse for the pledge. But you’re right, I have no idea.
lyreprincess is coming up from the minors
14 years ago at 3:56 pmlyreprincess: you are going some place in this world.
14 years ago at 10:58 pmThats common fucking knowledge lyre. I actually employ the strategy of heating the caps to the point wear they begin to warp. 2nd degree burns hurt a lot more the next time they do it, because the first time, it numbs that shit.
14 years ago at 11:02 pmPikes don’t get hazed. Going through the trouble of burning the caps is needless. Lyre’s more frat than you pussy pike.
14 years ago at 1:08 amReferencing a movie with a non-American lead in your user name. NF.
14 years ago at 5:05 amA) The Piker I bet you feel like a big strong man now don’t you for putting down lyreprincess, who obviously is a girl. You must feel so powerful and dominant talking shit to woman sitting behind your computer desk right?
14 years ago at 2:12 pmB) Pikes don’t get hazed. I regret to say this but I have a buddie from high school that told me due to the fact that PKA was “re-founded” in 1951 none of the members from them were hazed because the “new” 1951 members did not have to go through such acts. Now I might be wrong and the information that was told to me could be skewed, but dude you fucking fraternity is made up of a bunch off f@ggs that pu$$y foot around.
C) Apologize to that kind young lady and learn to be a gentleman. And maybe, just maybe when you learn how to be a gentleman you’ll actually be able to touch a girl that hasn’t been drugged at
one of your parties.
Oops, I meant to to say I regret to say this but I have a buddie from high school WHO IS a PKA.
Just thought I’d clear that up.
14 years ago at 2:14 pmI considered reading that…but it was too long for a dumb pike like me so instead I decided to post a link to a picture that doesn’t make much sense. Say Queensbridge!
14 years ago at 2:56 pmhttp://cdn.lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ron_artest.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
14 years ago at 11:15 am^this
14 years ago at 11:23 am^that
14 years ago at 5:25 am^couldn’t have said it better
14 years ago at 11:35 pmI pushed him over..
14 years ago at 12:19 pmhttp://5secondfilms.com/watch/planking/
14 years ago at 1:19 pmhaha
14 years ago at 3:04 pmperfect!
14 years ago at 3:44 pmclassic
14 years ago at 5:27 amYou sir have made reading this worthwhile
14 years ago at 11:53 pmTerrible form.
14 years ago at 1:23 pmPlanking is for tree hugging liberals.
14 years ago at 1:35 pm