This year I am making pledges purchase a pair of cargo shorts. I will put bricks in the pockets. They will run in the cargo shorts, until they puke, every day for a month. Eventually they will be conditioned to feel nauseated every time they see a pair of cargo shorts. I call it Pavlov's Pledges. TFM.

  1. TG

    That would be fucking awesome if you weren’t from Oklahoma and your pledges didn’t already own cargo shorts.

    14 years ago at 12:29 pm
    1. Disciple of Lee

      I guess your intent was to insult me, but shockingly I don’t give a shit what you think about Oklahoma, being that you obviously know nothing about it other than an incorrect preconceived notion. However your comment regarding the douche with the viper was spot on.

      14 years ago at 12:41 pm
    2. SouthisPoor

      it’s amazing you Oklahoman mongoloid fuckface had time between assbanging your cousin to even learn how to use a computer..

      14 years ago at 1:30 pm
    3. FrattyMcNatty

      “Southispoor” your grammar is atrocious, courtesy of an Oklahoma mongoloid fuckface, Fuckin GDI

      14 years ago at 10:40 pm
  2. Robbie Lee

    Hey TG, you prolly go to some ridiculous Northern school where cargo shorts are the dress code. Boomer Fuckin’ Sooner

    14 years ago at 12:13 am
    1. A Taste of Texas

      For the short period of time while it’s not freezing here in North Dakota, we’ve the flat fronts. Fuck trashy ass cargos

      13 years ago at 12:36 am
  3. Bo

    It’s funny how frats are so set on looking identical… who gives a fuck what someone else is wearing, I guess it helps normal people identify dumbasses… GDI for life

    14 years ago at 12:57 am
    1. adam

      STFU BO!!! or me and my 30 friends (27 who i probobly wouldnt ever talk to if they didnt decide to spend their daddys money in the same place as i do) to beat ur ass bro

      14 years ago at 1:14 am
    2. Bromosapien

      Bo, I’ve never seen ‘frats’ used as a noun, and I don’t even know what that means. We dress well because we don’t want to look like a GDI that never gets laid. That’s like saying everyone on Wall Street is a dumbass because they all wear expensive suits with Rolex watches and eat 100 dollar bills for breakfast. BOOM!

      14 years ago at 1:26 pm
    3. SN Gentleman

      Hey bo you dumb hopeless son of a bitch.. you call yourself a GDI for life.. guess that mean your never getting laid hope you like beating it.. and i didnt know it was a bad thing to try and be the best you could be.. but you wouldnt understand that your fucking GDI..

      14 years ago at 10:49 pm
    4. Fratmosphere

      Bo, I’m not going to get made at you for calling yourself a GDI…I will need to hire you to clean my toilets when I’m a CEO of a Fortune 500 company. So thank you, stay a GDI for life…and don’t forget your yellow rubber gloves. I’ll be the fratstar in my Vineyard Vines, Ray Bans, and Topsiders when your ready to fill out an application

      14 years ago at 1:19 pm
    5. kk

      the fortune 500 company that hires people who misspell the word “mad” and haven’t yet (in college) learned the contraction “you’re”? yeah, sounds like a winner. on the flipside, at least you can still go back to your high school and be an assistant football coach. or at least the health teacher.

      14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    6. General Fratton

      Its about image. Outer image reflects self-image. If you take it to a more basic principle level, even a GDI like you could recognize this. Who would you assume is a more trustworthy, intelligent, hard-working person? A well groomed man in a suit? Or a guy covered in dog shit wearing a t-shirt with two dogs fucking on it? Thats what affliction and cargo shorts look like

      14 years ago at 11:37 am
    7. BlakeFratington

      GDI for life… You all look identical in your cargo shorts and affliction tees. I hope your Xbox breaks so you’re no longer afflicted. Then you can change into your tapout shirt.

      14 years ago at 4:52 am
  4. adam

    this year im gonna make every pledge look, dress, and act like me in every aspect of life. My brothers before me dressed like tools, i dress like a tool, and the brothers after me will continue to look,dress, and act like tools.

    TFM

    14 years ago at 1:12 am
    1. Leader of the Broman Empire.

      Haha. While I was in bed with a sorostitute at 1:12 this Saturday morning, “Adam” was apparently looking through TFM. Have fun drinking mountain dew and playing halo tonight, Jedi.

      14 years ago at 8:45 am
  5. Cha-Ching$ thanks daddy!

    HA! BO you are an idiot. If you really wanted to be a “GDI for life” then why the HELL are you on TFM.com. Ohhh this is because you WISH you were in a fraternity but even the worst frats wouldn’t give you a bid so you live vicariously through the fratastic guys on this website. Go back to FML.com where you belong.

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm
  6. Dugger

    GDI’s i cant wait to own a couple of you and teach you guys how to read the sentence. “I wish I was a fratdaddy in the Fiji house at Oklahoma, my life sucks I want to shoot myself.”

    14 years ago at 9:14 pm
    1. booze haze slam

      why are you in here slut? nobody cares what you have to say! you probably wear those wal-mart shorty short cargos that look like pockets on the side. go away geed!

      14 years ago at 1:49 am