This year I am making pledges purchase a pair of cargo shorts. I will put bricks in the pockets. They will run in the cargo shorts, until they puke, every day for a month. Eventually they will be conditioned to feel nauseated every time they see a pair of cargo shorts. I call it Pavlov's Pledges. TFM.

    1. FraterdayRage

      was a prospect (potential pledge) and I learned after 10 seconds of stepping in the frat castle that the cargos had to go go. Hello Polo and Nautica!

      14 years ago at 10:27 pm
    2. cah053

      shut the fuck up and get back to your walk of shame sororiwhore. If we need somethin from you the sandwich meat is in the fridge and the condoms are in the dresser droor to the right.

      14 years ago at 8:33 am
  1. General Fratton

    AHAHA so funny. This is essentially what we do. Fill the cargo shorts with rocks and make them walk around in that and an undershirt for about a month so they will never consider wearing either of those again. Frat on

    14 years ago at 11:34 am
  2. FrattyLite13

    Cargo shorts hold many things like a V card, but one thing they can’t hold is a bid card

    13 years ago at 3:01 pm
  3. FratDaddy_Sooner

    Fuck you “SouthisPoor” your so incongruous it’s sad. Go put on some Nike shorts and a under armour shirt and go fuck yourself sleezebag sir. Fuck you GDI. Boomer Fucking Sooner

    13 years ago at 10:47 pm