as a person who’s been going to real SB since i was 16 i think i can provide some real non try hard input here. (all based off experience)
Anywhere in mexico is for high school kids bottom line. being basicly locked in to a certain area is not that cool, plus its to dangerous to travel there now
Destin is almost all greek, but its way to mellow for my taste in SB spots
south padre island is a shit hole and not safe
key west is decent but only has one good beach party day, the bars are sadly the best part..
lauderdale, daytona beach , sea island, seaside, baytown, etc.. are all really average and i have never heard anything impressive about them
myrtle beach is decent a lot like key west scene
now, the 100% truth is PCB is THE best place for SB. i dont know about you but when i think of SB i think of somthing different from your normal routine of college bars and parties at the house. i think of all the things i experienced in my first SB to PCB. insane beach party’s in the middle of the day, fucking a girl with purple hair you met 10 mns ago, pissing your pants drunk at 9 am, thousands of dollars in room damage, making out with a hot girl and her hot mother in a hot tub while hundreds of strangers cheer you on, fingerbanging girls on the dance floor, get a blowie in the middle of the day on your balcony and having an entire pool party below you erupt in cheers, slamming on the beach and many more things i cant mention due to certain outstanding warrants..
bottom line, if you want to have a tame and generaly mellow time go anywhere else. but if you’re like me and want a bat shit insane time.. get your rowdiest friends, leave your standards at school, and get your ass to PCB
I don’t know if that’s the end of your story or if you just pulled a TnataleehollowayM and disappeared. Either way, this is built on a weak foundation.
Leaving everything to your frathound. TFM
14 years ago at 6:54 pm^fucking this
14 years ago at 7:06 pmYour “will”? Every single asset you “own” is part of your Dad’s will.
14 years ago at 7:11 pmThis guy knows the deal.
14 years ago at 7:18 pmAgreed. The details of his personal will are available here: puddingfarts com
14 years ago at 7:34 pmAgreed. The details of his personal will are available here: p.u.d.d.i.n.g.f.a.r.t.s.c.o.m
14 years ago at 7:38 pmSee you there you dirty fucker. Dibs on the master bedroom.
14 years ago at 7:27 pmFUCK YOU
14 years ago at 10:50 pmPCB goes hard bro
14 years ago at 7:38 pmhttp://www.springweekend.com , for you fucks that dont know about pcb. I really dont see how you can hate on a place with so many fine women.
14 years ago at 8:09 pmAre you one of the guido advertisers that walks along the beach trying to get people to come to their shitty clubs? If so, fuck you.
14 years ago at 8:11 pmLet’s assume he is. Fuck that guy.
14 years ago at 12:24 amI leave my lucky shoe string to Brad and my $12.57 in pennies to Sandy.
14 years ago at 8:44 pm^Is this really what you decided on? Try harder next time.
14 years ago at 1:42 pmEdgewater this Saturday. Look for the guy in a tight blue speedo, I lost a damn bet.
14 years ago at 10:36 pmWas your bet whether or not you’d get your cool story published on TFM?
14 years ago at 12:25 amas a person who’s been going to real SB since i was 16 i think i can provide some real non try hard input here. (all based off experience)
Anywhere in mexico is for high school kids bottom line. being basicly locked in to a certain area is not that cool, plus its to dangerous to travel there now
Destin is almost all greek, but its way to mellow for my taste in SB spots
south padre island is a shit hole and not safe
key west is decent but only has one good beach party day, the bars are sadly the best part..
lauderdale, daytona beach , sea island, seaside, baytown, etc.. are all really average and i have never heard anything impressive about them
myrtle beach is decent a lot like key west scene
now, the 100% truth is PCB is THE best place for SB. i dont know about you but when i think of SB i think of somthing different from your normal routine of college bars and parties at the house. i think of all the things i experienced in my first SB to PCB. insane beach party’s in the middle of the day, fucking a girl with purple hair you met 10 mns ago, pissing your pants drunk at 9 am, thousands of dollars in room damage, making out with a hot girl and her hot mother in a hot tub while hundreds of strangers cheer you on, fingerbanging girls on the dance floor, get a blowie in the middle of the day on your balcony and having an entire pool party below you erupt in cheers, slamming on the beach and many more things i cant mention due to certain outstanding warrants..
bottom line, if you want to have a tame and generaly mellow time go anywhere else. but if you’re like me and want a bat shit insane time.. get your rowdiest friends, leave your standards at school, and get your ass to PCB
14 years ago at 12:19 amBoy, you’re a real Don Draper when it comes to advertising.
14 years ago at 12:57 amI don’t know if that’s the end of your story or if you just pulled a TnataleehollowayM and disappeared. Either way, this is built on a weak foundation.
14 years ago at 2:15 am^Meant for BigAl. Looks like we all found the welfare line of the reply buttons, because they aren’t working.
14 years ago at 2:19 amWhy is South Padre unsafe? I’ve never been there but am leaving for it tomorrow.
14 years ago at 2:44 amRaise your hand if your going to Gulf Shores, cause I am.
14 years ago at 1:10 amMy hand is raised.
14 years ago at 9:17 am^
14 years ago at 3:56 pmWheels up in two days.
14 years ago at 5:30 pmI hereby leave my entire dildo collection to my own butthole.
14 years ago at 7:35 aminappropriate
14 years ago at 9:42 am