1. TakeALap

    We didn’t have janitors. Our tuition was 1.5 million dollars a week, and the school was so fucking frat, that it cleaned itself. If you didn’t drive a Z71 Frathoe, you weren’t allowed in. Speedos were the only acceptable shorts that were short enough. Sperrys were required at the door. We didn’t have bathrooms to clean either, because all of our pee went in Victoria’s Secret models’ butts. I hate black people

    14 years ago at 1:25 pm
    1. Frat on sir

      Weak. Freshman had to pledge at my private high school and they were hazed unmercifully if the place wasn’t spotless.

      14 years ago at 2:35 pm
  2. Roger Sterling Jr

    My high school was lined with the carpet floor from Smart House that absorbs everything, so we had no janitors.

    Janitors. NF.

    14 years ago at 1:33 pm