Finding my boat shoes by following their smell. TFM.

  1. Boats and Coke

    Am I the only one whose Sperrys don’t reek despite wearing them all the time?

    13 years ago at 4:20 pm
    1. Boats and Coke

      They have an unholy amount of blood, sweat, vomit, and urine passing through them, and yet people don’t convulsively vomit whenever I take them off.

      13 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. Girth__Brooks

      ^ This, kids, is an example of someone who tries way too hard to think of a TFM username.

      13 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. Douglas MacArthur

      I’ve been on pins and needles waiting for you to comment. At least we know you’re alive.

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
  2. HighSchoolBrewSlayer

    to get rdy for pledgeship, i duct tape one of my sperrys to my face while doing bows and toes. tfm

    13 years ago at 5:15 pm
  3. PapaBurgandy93

    Dip them in a chlorine pool and then leave them in the sun. You’re welcome

    13 years ago at 7:32 pm