Woke up naked and didn't know why, until a slam walked in wearing my oxford and carrying a freshly made croissanwich. TFM.

  1. FratGrenade

    I JUST PLAYED GOLF WITH GEORGE W. BUSH AND BOB DOLE AND I SHOT 68 DESPITE DRINKING 25 NATTY LIGHTS. MY SLAMPIECE IS SUCKING MY DICK RIGHT NOW WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING A SANDWICH AND I’M CHECKING MY GAZILLION DOLLAR TRUST FUND AND WEARING SPERRYS. EVERYTHING THAT I DON’T DO IS FOR GDIS. I’M FROM THE SOUTH AND NOT A WORD OF THIS IS TRUE. TFM.

    14 years ago at 1:02 am
  2. scottbrolen

    it’s safe to say that this never happened. go get your dollar lunch fom the local church

    14 years ago at 12:51 pm